The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 % chance of getting something right, there's a 90 % chance you'll get it wrong.
I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow doesn't look to good either.
If you don't like the way I drive-get off the sidewalk!
God, grant me the serenity to accept things I can't change, the courage to change things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of people I had to kill because they annoyed me.
How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.
I'd have a photographic memory, but it was never developed.
A life? Cool! Where do I download one of those?
Of all the things I lost I miss my mind the most.
Monday, September 20, 2010
Tuesday, September 14, 2010
A real boyfriend (an extinct civilization)
When she stares at your mouth
Kiss her
When she pushes you or hits you like a dummy cause she thinks shes stronger than you
Grab her and don't let go
When she starts cursing at you trying to act all tough
Kiss her and tell her you love her
When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong
When she ignores you
Give her your attention
When she pulls away
Pull her back
When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful
When you see her start crying
Just hold her and don't say a word
When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind
When she's scared
Protect her
When she steals your favorite hoodie
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night
When she teases you
Tease her back and make her laugh
When she doesn't answer for a long time
reassure her that everything is okay
When she looks at you with doubt
Back yourself up
When she says that she loves you
she really does more than you can understand
When she grabs at your hands
Hold hers and play with her fingers
When she bumps into you;
bump into her back and make her laugh
When she tells you a secret
keep it safe and untold
When she looks in your eyes
don't look away until she does
Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything
When she's mad
hug her tight and don't let go
When she says she's OK
don't believe it, talk with her because 10 years later she'll remember you
Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her
Treat her like she's all that matters to you
Stay up all night with her when she's sick
Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think it's stupid
Give her the world.
Let her wear your clothes
When she's bored and sad, hang out with her
Let her know she's important.
Don't talk about other girls around her
Kiss her in the pouring rain
When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is:
"Whose butt am I kicking baby?"
When she asks to take pictures
she wants youuuu to post them on your page.
taken from dA
Kiss her
When she pushes you or hits you like a dummy cause she thinks shes stronger than you
Grab her and don't let go
When she starts cursing at you trying to act all tough
Kiss her and tell her you love her
When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong
When she ignores you
Give her your attention
When she pulls away
Pull her back
When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful
When you see her start crying
Just hold her and don't say a word
When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind
When she's scared
Protect her
When she steals your favorite hoodie
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night
When she teases you
Tease her back and make her laugh
When she doesn't answer for a long time
reassure her that everything is okay
When she looks at you with doubt
Back yourself up
When she says that she loves you
she really does more than you can understand
When she grabs at your hands
Hold hers and play with her fingers
When she bumps into you;
bump into her back and make her laugh
When she tells you a secret
keep it safe and untold
When she looks in your eyes
don't look away until she does
Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything
When she's mad
hug her tight and don't let go
When she says she's OK
don't believe it, talk with her because 10 years later she'll remember you
Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her
Treat her like she's all that matters to you
Stay up all night with her when she's sick
Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think it's stupid
Give her the world.
Let her wear your clothes
When she's bored and sad, hang out with her
Let her know she's important.
Don't talk about other girls around her
Kiss her in the pouring rain
When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is:
"Whose butt am I kicking baby?"
When she asks to take pictures
she wants youuuu to post them on your page.
taken from dA
Tuesday, September 7, 2010
Just a random lol. For more look at the bottom of the page
Now, Harry you must know all about Muggles, tell me, what exactly is the function of a rubber duck?
Arthur Weasley
Arthur Weasley
Thursday, September 2, 2010
Smartassness part I
When life gives you lemons squeeze them in somebody's eyes and RUN!
It's you and me versus the world... we attack at dawn.
Whoever said that nothing's impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.
Don't look at me with that tone of voice!
My smile does NOT confuse people! It merely warns them of their impending DOOM!
When you can't run, you crawl. And when you can't crawl...when you can't even do that...you find someone to carry you
If at first you don’t succeed, redefine success.
Hold on, I can’t hear you! Let me turn down my AWESOMENESS
That which does not kill me, had better run pretty damn fast.
Therapy helps, but screaming obscenities is cheaper.
I don't bite. Wait...That's a lie.
Chaos, panic, and disorder... then peace again. My work here is done.
Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night”
I'm not shy, I'm just quietly plotting you imminent doom.
Adults always blame our generation, but have they ever stopped to think who raised us?
When life gives you lemons squeeze them in somebody's eyes and RUN!
It's you and me versus the world... we attack at dawn.
Whoever said that nothing's impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.
Don't look at me with that tone of voice!
My smile does NOT confuse people! It merely warns them of their impending DOOM!
When you can't run, you crawl. And when you can't crawl...when you can't even do that...you find someone to carry you
If at first you don’t succeed, redefine success.
Hold on, I can’t hear you! Let me turn down my AWESOMENESS
That which does not kill me, had better run pretty damn fast.
Therapy helps, but screaming obscenities is cheaper.
I don't bite. Wait...That's a lie.
Chaos, panic, and disorder... then peace again. My work here is done.
Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night”
I'm not shy, I'm just quietly plotting you imminent doom.
Adults always blame our generation, but have they ever stopped to think who raised us?
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Wednesday, September 1, 2010
OMG!!! I just looked at the comments!!! Nice to see you Laura aka Whisper! I didn't know you had a blog.
To all who looked at this, sorry I haven't posted anything in a while, I was on vacation, but now that I'm back, I plan to seriously get down with this blog.
Hope I'll see much more faces on Watchers list!
Love
WarriorAngel95
To all who looked at this, sorry I haven't posted anything in a while, I was on vacation, but now that I'm back, I plan to seriously get down with this blog.
Hope I'll see much more faces on Watchers list!
Love
WarriorAngel95
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