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I'm new at this, so constructive criticism is appreciated. This is for all book nerds out there! Including myself!
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Have fun!!

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Friday, January 28, 2011

The more I see of men, the more I like dogs.

Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage.

Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.

I'm not paranoid! Which of my enemies told you this?

I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.

Maturity, maturity, wherefore art thou maturity?! Deny thy intelligence, and refuse thy age...! Or, if thou wilt not, all but come to me, sweet, and I'll help thee plead insanity...

I am a writer. I can deny all the realities I want.

Where there's a will, there are five hundred relatives.

Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.

I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.

There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved by a suitable application of high explosives.

Tell me what you need and I'll tell you how to get along without it.

My Reality Check bounced.

Aliens smart enough to visit Earth are smart enough to know not to.

Y'know what? I don't like reality. I think I'll move back into my own little world.

I'm not insane. My reality is just different than yours.

Laugh now, mortal; but just remember -- everything is edible.

Hey! I'm insane, not stupid!

Madness does not always howl. Sometimes, it is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying, "Hey, is there room in your head for one more?"

Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.

Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your kids.

Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.

The main purpose of holding children's parties is to remind yourself that there are children more awful than your own.

Grandchildren are God's reward for not killing your kids.

Jou ate my homework. =(

Do it later - the early worm is for the birds.

Creativity helps artists die young, miserable, and penniless - so their art can have meaning to the old, satisfied, and obscenely rich.

There is no greater joy than soaring high on the wings of your dreams, except maybe the joy of watching a dreamer who has nowhere to land but in the ocean of reality.

Economics -- the science of explaining tomorrow why the predictions you made yesterday didn't come true today.

Elitism -- It's lonely at the top, but it's comforting to look down upon everyone at the bottom.

I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades...or a game of fake heart attack.

Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of them will own up to a lack of humor?

I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them, and you have their shoes.

I don’t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

Death is hereditary.

My mind is like a steel trap - rusty and illegal in 37 states.

You'll always miss 100 of the shots you don't take, and, statistically speaking, 99 of the shots you do.

There is an island of opportunity in the middle of every difficulty. Miss that, though, and you're pretty much doomed.

Success is a journey, not a destination. So stop running.

I'm a paranoid apathiest. I know someones out to get me i just don't care.

Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75 of the world's population.

If you're headed in the wrong direction, God allows U-turns.

When life gives you lemons, you’d better wait for it to give you some sugar first or else you’ll have some really nasty-tasting lemonade.

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.

Say what you will about the Ten Commandments, you must always come back to the pleasant fact that there are only ten of them.

The beauty of the world has two edges, one of laughter, one of anguish, cutting the heart asunder.

An expert is one who tells you a simple thing in a confused way in such a fashion as to make you think the confusion is your own fault.

The things that come to those who wait, may be the things left by those who got there first.

I think we consider too much the good luck of the early bird and not enough the bad luck of the early worm.

In order to get the handsome prince, you have to kiss a lot of toads.

If the world was a stage, I want to be the one operating the trap door.

I'd rather believe in the Bible, because instead of holding onto the biblical view that we are made in the image of God, we have come to realize that we are made in the image of monkeys... And I really don't see how that's flattering.

Consistency is only a virtue if you're not a screw up.

You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon'.

All the world's a stage and most of us are desperately unrehearsed.

Life is so unlike theory.

Personally, I don't think there's intelligent life on other planets. Why should other planets be any different from this one?

Life is wasted on the living.

Life... is like a grapefruit. It's orange and squishy, and has a few pips in it, and some folks have half a one for breakfast.

To be in love is merely to be in a state of perceptual anesthesia.

Love has the power of making you believe what you would normally treat with the deepest suspicion.

No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying.

To deny, atone, or beg for forgiveness is the arrogance of those who did the killing.

Youth is a malady of which one becomes cured a little every day. He’s turned his life around. He used to be depressed and miserable. Now he’s miserable and depressed.

An optimist is someone who falls off the Empire State Building, and after 50 floors says, 'So far so good!'

To the optimist, the glass is half full. To the pessimist, the glass is half empty. To the project manager, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be. Realists know that someone will have to wash the glass.

Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.

A consultant is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.

If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

Winners never fly higher than when they're bouncing up and down on the egos of those they defeat.

God is a comedian, playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.

It’s true that we don’t know what we’ve got until we lose it, but it’s also true that we don’t know what we’ve been missing until it arrives.

Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?

If you want to look young and thin, hang around old fat people.

Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk,my first instinct is to laugh.But then I think, what if I was an ant, and she fell on me.Then it wouldn’t seem quite so funny.

Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?

Silence is Golden, but duct tape is Silver

So tell me, what's it like living in a constant haze of stupidity?

Life's always been a race between computer programmers developing bigger and better idiot-proof games and the Universe creating bigger and better idiots. So far, the universe is winning.

If you die, I'll kill you!

Come on, scribbles on a bathroom wall...! Please show me the path I must follow!

Drive like you stole it!

I am Valentinez Alkalinelia Xifax Sicidabohertz Gumbigobillo Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andri Charton-Haymoss Ivanovicci Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser. Don't hesitate to call.

The past is the past... and the future is the future. A man is a man, and a woman is a woman. I am who I am, and you are who you are. Like it really matters anyway...

I think I know, I don't think I know, I don't think I think I know, I don't think I think.

Lesson #3 : If you see a stranger, Follow him.

I wouldn't mind if you want to kill me, but I might struggle a bit. Because you know, most people object to being killed quite a lot.

I don't want to live in a world without Light!
Yes, that would be very dark...

Ain't, I? I'm literally hemorrhaging generosity.

Of course! Dogs embody loyalty! They follow their masters commands above all else! Be a jerk to them and don't even complain or ever once beg for a paycheck! Trust me Fuery, they're the great servants of MAN! LOYAL CANINES, HOW WE SOLUTE THEE!

Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.

Dare I ask why?
Ask away.
Okay. Why?

Men should be like Kleenex, soft, strong and disposable.

Foresight -- Knowing then what you realize now.

I will not contradict you solely because everyone is entitled to their own opinions, no matter how wrong yours may be.

Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together.

Ideas don't stay in some minds very long because they don't like solitary confinement.

Money doesn't make you happy.
Too true, too true... You know, I have fifty-one dollars in my pockets and I was just as happy with fifty.

It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

Not a shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious.

The basic rule of human nature is that powerful people speak slowly and subservient people quickly -- because if they don't speak fast nobody will listen to them.

When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.

Sunday, January 23, 2011

I'm not shy, I'm just quietly plotting you imminent doom.

I'm an idiot! BOW DOWN TO ME!

You think I'm crazy, but really, this is all going on in a deep abandoned facet of your mind, so who's REALLY insane here?"

Damn, foiled again. Back to the batcave

Who cares about your sanity? I found a nickel!

If you twitch everytime you read an error in a fanfic, copy and paste this into your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you, copy and paste this into your profile

People say violence isn't the answer. Well, they're right. Violence is the question, the answer is "HELL YES!"

(to the tune of "Deck the Halls") Deck the halls with gasoline, falalalala, lalalala! Light a match and watch it gleam, falalalala lalalala!

People say I have the maturity of a 6 year old! But 6 year olds don't know dirty jokes!

If you get a kick out of fire, fireworks, explosions, and things that burn or go boom, copy and paste this into your profile!
PYROMANIA- Pass it on!

The one who smiles the most is the one who's the most broken.
The one who fights the most is the one who wants to find peace.
The one who encourages others is the one who always feels useless.
The one who seems insane is the one who is just following a life no one else understands, or will ever believe.
Nor do they want to.
Not everything is as it seems. Remember that.

I didn't steal it I just borrowed it without permission and with no intention of giving it back...ever...

I've got a shovel and an acre of land. I don't think anybody will miss you.

I dream of a better tomorrow - where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives

No comment.

But, my good sir, you just commented by saying 'no comment,' therefore commenting and all the while creating a contradictory statement with the power equal to that of dividing by zero. Congratulations- you just ended the world

We had some great times in this van .If this van could talk it would say... Check me out, I'm a talking van - Ash, from Iron Weasel

Derek: Don't damage my hearing, I'm a musician

Ash: Then what am I?

Derek: I've been asking myself that for 20 years!

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

If you have ever wished you could materialize a hammer/frying pan/giant fan/wrench out of thin air to beat someone with, put this into your profile

If you think that you have psychic powers but are just not activated yet, copy and paste this into your profile

94 percent of people would scream if Edward Cullen were to fall in love with someone else other than Bella. if your the 6 percent who wouldn't care then copy and paste this into your profile

If You think Grimmjow is the most kick ass Espada then copy and paste this into your profile

Sanity? I never had such a useless thing to begin with!

That that is, is. That that is not, is not. That that is is not that that is not, and that that is not is not that that is.

"You see this, this American flag? You know what it stands for? You know what it represents!? Apple pie." -Kevin Sedlak

F.E.A.R. Fuck Everything And Run

There is no "I" in team but there is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...

With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine.

Never argue with an idiot, they'll bring you to their level then beat you with experience.

If I had any dignity that would have been humiliating

Sometimes people build walls, not to keep other people away, but to see who cares enough to tear them down.

There are two kinds of pedestrians - the quick and the dead.

Why do you press harder on the remote control when you know that the battery is dead?

If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em.
If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.
If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.
If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed.

Fear the rage of the patient one

Therapist = The/rapist... Scary thought

Haikus are easy

But sometimes they don't make sense

Refrigerator.

And God said,
"Let there be a Deidara, and let there be a Sasori, and let them have ravishing smex till every fangirl has had enough, though I doubt that will ever happen"

~~If you think Akatsuki rule, put this on ur profile!!~~

If you could spend 24 hours looking at Fanfictions, Youtube videos, & other peoples profiles,Copy & Paste this in your profile.

When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!

If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completely has to have the nick-name 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your ass off.

Thursday, January 20, 2011

When in doubt, push random buttons!

Well the voices and I took a vote. It's unanimous; you suck.

Okay...so there's this thing called retarded-ness and me and my friends, well...We've gone pro.

Heaven doesn't want me and Hell is afraid I'll take over.

I'd tell you to go to hell, but I work there and really don't want to see you everyday

Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject

Normal people scare me...but not as much as I scare them

You wanna know why God created man before woman? Every masterpiece needs a rough draft!

There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.

You know, you do this annoying thing where you open your mouth and then these things you call words come out. Yeah like that. Stop it

An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work

95 percent of people would die if the Jonas Brothers jumped off a building. If your the 5 percent eating popcorn and yelling "JUMP!" then copy and paste this into your profile ;)

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then proceeds to tell you why it isn't.

We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked up into jet engines.

No one ever says "it's only a game" if their team is winning.

There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.

Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue.

You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.

"I became insane with long intervals of horrible sanity." --Edgar Allen Poe

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do

If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before

Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. BE EVIL!

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society

Monday, January 17, 2011

Stylish Blogger Awards (kyaaaa~)

Like ZOMG, this is great!! I know it's not such a big deal, but it's the first time someone actually noticed my blog >.< Lalis26 for awarding me.


Here are the rules if you are awarded:
1. Thank the person who gave you the award and link back to them in your post.
2. Tell us 7 things about yourself.
3. Award 15 recently discovered great bloggers.
4. Contact these bloggers and let them know they have won.


Now, there's a slight problem.... And by slight I mean, I actually follow only two blogs. One of which belongs to Lalis26, and she's already got this

I'm really not that active in blogging, and the only blog I might follow isn't on BlogSpot ^^

To even things up, I'll tell 15 things about myself, and tell those two blogs.

Things about myself

1.I hate chocolate ice-cream, but I can eat anything else made out of chocolate

2.I like the color green

3.I'm writing a book, in which my mane character-ess has green eyes(which is the reason I started liking green =P)

4.By this time, I've already spent 20 minutes over an inch long text

5.I like eating BBQ and pizza and like drinking Sprite

6.I'm a nut over yaoi(but you knew that)

7.The reason I took up blogging is the fact that I want to meet a lot of people all over the world, and talk to them

8.I'm a nut over grammar, but I don't speak grammatically correct(in other words, I type better than I talk ;D)

9.I can't stand historical novels, mostly cause they don't have a bit of humor in them. And a book without humor, is a book that's no fun

10. I like theater, but it's a bit too expensive to go there often

11.I like musicals(Hair, Mamma Mia, Some like it hot) and comedies, in all of their subgroups- romantic comedies, action comedies(Welcome to the jungle, Miss Congeniality)

12. My fave actors are Whoopi Goldberg, Meryl Strip, Eddie Murphy and Jackie Chan(cause he kicks ass)

13.I love the scent of vanilla ^0^

14.I would like to have a zanpakuto, like Shinigamis

15.I love all my friends, both real, digital, online or imaginary

I award....

1.~Quotes:Books, Movies, TV~

[2.The Dream World Never Ends~

3.We'll trade fragments of our dreams for wings(I know the author from another site =D) ]

Thursday, January 13, 2011

...Oh...I didn't do as well as I thought I would on that quiz...I'll do better on our Finals...wait...what did you say?...THAT was our Finals Test? You mean...it wasn't just a quiz? ...Crap.

I may be a cruel heartless bastard…but I sure am good at it

Has anyone ever noticed that “studying”, is “student” and “dying” put together?

You are 90 percent of the reason I get up in the morning. The other 10 percent is because I have to go pee.

Dear Santa, I’m just writing to say that YES, I have been naughty this year. And I’m proud of it, you fat judgmental bastard.

Friends are like potatoes…if you eat them…they DIE

My friends are cooler than giraffes. And giraffes, they’re cool.

Therapy helps, but screaming obscenities is cheaper.

If you have insanely annoying siblings copy and paste this on your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this on your profile

If your profile is long, copy this onto it to make it even longer

A best friend is a friend you can call in the middle of the night and say you murdered someone and they'd ask where to hide the body.

Ok then, do it, but don't come running to me when you've broken both of your legs.

It's always the darkest before dawn. So if you're gonna steal your neighbor's paper, that's the time to do it.

I do whatever my rice crispies tell me to do.

I fear that one day I'll meet God. He'll sneeze and I won't know what to say.

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every 6 months.

God put me on Earth to accomplish a certain amount of things. Right now I'm so far behind I'll never die.

What has four legs and an arm? A happy pit bull.

We had gay burglars last night. They broke in and re-arranged all the furniture.

Sometimes, it's the one you notice the least, that loves you the most.
Sometimes, it's the one you see the least, who understands you the most.
Sometimes, it's the one who says the least, who has the most to say.

You! With the hair nicer than mine! Off my planet!

I like cats too. Let's exchange recipes.

One by one the penguins steal my sanity.

Girly1: When I get older I'm gonna kill a million Jews and one clown. Girly2: Why one clown? Girly1: See? You don't care about the Jews!

The police never think its as funny as you do.

If it weren't for physics and law enforcement, I'd be unstoppable.

I'm in shape. Round is a shape

Stupid people make me wanna kill someone.

My imaginary friend doesn't like you either.

I'll be rich and famous when I invent something that will stab people over the internet

To put it nicely, I hope you choke.

Saturday, January 8, 2011

Again, something pointless =]

We take life seriously. But life's too short to take too seriously. That's where bouncy castles come in.

I like you, you shall be aloud to live another 7 minutes.

Let's do something daring! LET'S EAT FROZEN YOGURT!

If we're not supposed to eat animals, then why are they made out of meat?

I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.

If darkness is bad, why does it hide you? If light is good, why does it blind you?

Be good, but if you can't manage that, then don't get caught. (I always think of Envy when I read this)

I know it's the truth, I made it up myself.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus put this on your profile.

If I'm not back in five minutes...just wait a little bit longer

COOKIES FOR ALL!!

Of course I'm mature :P

My smile does NOT confuse people! It merely warns them of their impending DOOM!

I write about love, but I still don't think I know anything about it.

Oh noes! The plot bunnies are after me again!

Yeah... Try telling your parents you want to write hot gay buttsex for a living. It does NOT go over well.

If you believe Itachi has secret laughing fits when no one is watching, copy and paste this in your profile!

Love knows no gender, age or color. If you totally agree with me, put this in your profile.

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

Hurray for the collapse of civilization!

Why, that's a terrific book! Oh, wait, you said Twilight, didn't you? I take it back...

I have a pencil and I'm not afraid to use it.

Poor Edward Elric. He has the same first name as a sparkly vampire. coughpixiecough

Fuck team Edward and his hordes of dipshit followers, I'm goin' with Team (insert anyone better than Edward. It doesn't even have to be a vamp)

It's like Twilight unleashes the little demons inside every fan girl.

I’m lost. I’ve gone to look for myself. If I should return before I get back, please ask me to wait.

I do visit reality, although it’s on a tourist visa.

If you try to fail and succeed, which have you really done?

It might look like I’m doing nothing, but at the molecular level; I’m really quite busy.

Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard?

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

If at first you don’t succeed, redefine success.

Who’s crude idea was it to spell lisp with an “S”?

Let me turn on the part of my brain that gives a damn.

If the universe is everything, and scientists say its expanding, then what is it expanding into?

REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE

1. We have cookies

2. Meet the recruitment bunny!

3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!

4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me, people: MWA HAHAHAHA cough cough!

5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys!

6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life!

7. Money, Money, Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?

8. SCREW COOKIES, WE GOT YAOI!

Tuesday, January 4, 2011

Copy and paste this on your profile

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If someone has ever seriously asked you if you're on drugs when you're not, copy this onto your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you can be quiet one second and hyper in another, but don't have mood swings, copy this in your profile.

If you're quiet a lot but you're ALSO really loud, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile.

If you love these copy and paste things, even though they aren't that cool to begin with, copy this into your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hear the voices of characters in your head, put this onto your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want to be the type of girl that makes the devil go "oh crap, she's up!" when your feet hit the floor in the morning, copy and paste this.

If you should be doing homework right now, copy this into your profile.

If you're obsessed with a character so much that you have dreams about meeting or fighting them, copy and paste this.

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile

Thank you!!!! =]

Just a quicky about my newest watchers. Thank you so much for making time to look at this blog. I'll try not to let you down =]

"Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup."-Draconian proverb

It's you and me versus the world... we attack at dawn.

Whoever said that nothing's impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

Don't look at me with that tone of voice!

My smile does NOT confuse people! It merely warns them of their impending DOOM!

When you can't run, you crawl. And when you can't crawl...when you can't even do that...you find someone to carry you

If at first you don’t succeed, redefine success.

Hold on, I can’t hear you! Let me turn down my AWESOMENESS

That which does not kill me, had better run pretty damn fast.

Therapy helps, but screaming obscenities is cheaper.

If your profile is long, copy this onto it to make it even longer

I don't bite. Wait...That's a lie.

Chaos, panic, and disorder... then peace again. My work here is done.

I'm not shy, I'm just quietly plotting you imminent doom.

Adults always blame our generation, but have they ever stopped to think who raised us?

If you are reading this then step 1 of my EVIL PLAN is complete.

Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know when someone will come along, open you up, and eat your insides.

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor." A long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck, my friends, for I may not return alive.

If Fanfiction is to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

"Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup."-Draconian proverb

"Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will piss on your computer."-Feline proverb

Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads.

I wonder if other dogs think that poodles are part of some weird religious cult.

I am worse than evil... I am the author!!

"If you ever get hugged by me, see yourself privaged."-liliedove

"Touch me, and the last thing you'll see is my ten pound, over loaded purse."-liliedove

NBC: No Body Cares.

Being a writer gives you the chance to be the dictator of your own imaginary world.

I'm great in bed. I can sleep for days.

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile. (xD)

I plead temporary insanity.

When you wish upon a shooting star, all your dreams will come true. Unless the star is really a meteor about to destroy the earth. Then, you’re pretty much dead no matter what you wish for.

We could all take a lesson from crayons: some are sharp, some are beautiful, some have weird names, all are different colors, but they still learn to live in the same box

Dear Stephanie Meyer:
From the moment I picked up your book until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter.
Some day I intend on reading it.
Love,
Me

If you make a mistake, don't say 'Oops', say 'ah...interesting...'

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.

I bought a cactus. A week later it died. And I got depressed, because I thought, Damn. I am less nurturing than a desert. -Demetri Martin

Even if you're paranoid, maybe they really are after you. Think about that.

A painless lesson is one without meaning. One who does not sacrifice anything does not achieve anything.

How can you tell if you're a good writer

-If you talk to yourself
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person(Have you noticed that the word 'deliver' might mean removing someone's liver?)
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine
-If people notice that you check you're e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear of the face of the planet
-If your e-mails are pages long and extremely random
-If when replying to someone's e-mail, you're sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard
-If people think you might have A.D.D
-If you think it would be cool having A.D.D
-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense
-If you think about making lists like this and start giggling for no apparent reason
-If your friends don't even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason
AND finally, the number one way to tell if you're a good writer: If you worship English 101