[x] You've seen at least one anime.
[x] You've read at least one manga.
[x] You watch anime/read manga on a regular basis.
[x] You think that anime and western cartoons are two separate things.
[ ] You're in anime club.
[ ] You've cosplayed at least once.
[ ] You counted Halloween costumes from when you were a kid as cosplay.
[ ] You cosplay in public.
[ ] You've been to at least one anime convention.
[ ] You cosplayed there.
[ ] You traveled more than 200 miles to get there.
[ ] You like Japanese food.
[ ] You like any of the following in particular: sushi, pocky, cheap ramen, ramune.
[x] You know that sushi isn't just raw fish.
[ ] You've made bento lunch.
[ ] You've made a charabento.
[ ] You go to the Asian shop on a regular basis.
[ ] You've actually been to Japan.
[ ] You've been to Japan solely for the anime, videogames or idols.
[x] You're learning/know Japanese.
[x] You're learning it to watch anime without subtitles.
[ ] You have Japanese blood.
[ ] You CLAIM to have Japanese blood.
[x] You're in love with a fictional character made by Japanese people.
[ ] You claim you're married to said fictional character.
[x] Anime is so much better than western cartoons.
[ ] You call all cartoons anime.
[ ] Anyone who hates anime is dead to you.
[x] You call characters by their original Japanese names
[ ] You call characters by their romaji spelling
[ ] You defend Pearl Harbour. (AH?)
[ ] You think Pearl Harbour's a new anime that just started airing in Japan.
[ ] You think Japan is the greatest country on Earth.
[ ] You think that just because they make the best media.
[x] You listen to J-music.
[ ] Exclusively.
[x] You know that it's pronounced "Gakuto" and not "Gackt".
[ ] You can name all the Vocaloids.
[ ] WITHOUT looking it up.
[ ] You like Hetalia. (HELL YES!)
[ ] You think Japan is the best character.
[ ] You wear items of anime-related clothing in public.
[x] You play only Japanese videogames/watch Japanese shows/eat Japanese food.
[ ] You use Japanese honorifics.
[ ] To refer to yourself.
[ ] Your entire room is full of anime merchandise.
[ ] You changed your name to something Japanese.
[ ] Legally.
[ ] You want to give your kid a Japanese name.
[x] You want to name your kid after an anime character.
[ ] You've considered having surgery to look oriental.
[ ] You've had it done.
[ ] You stalk the Japanese exchange students.
[ ] You've been arrested for doing so.
[ ] You use memes in daily conversation.
[ ] You watch abridged series.
[ ] You get most of the jokes.
[x] You use tildes while typing~ (yeah XD)
[x] You use Japanese emoticons (yup, i think they are cute)
[x] You make attempt to Japanese sounding by the English typing.
[ ] You claim you're Japanese on your dA/Facebook/Myspace/whatever.
[x] You're not.
[x] You're not even Asian.
[ ] If you're Asian, you think doing Japanese stuff helps you get in touch with your heritage.
[x] And you're not even Japanese.
[ ] People call you a weeaboo.
[ ] You prefer the term otaku.
[ ] You break out into Caramelldansen in public.
[x] You want to date a Japanese person.
[ ] No other nationality will do.
[ ] You watch Naruto. (I used too.. actually I bloody hate Naruto)
[ ] You wear the headbands.
[ ] Every day.
[ ] You're bitching at me because they're properly called "forehead protectors"
[ ] You bought said headban- erm FOREHEAD PROTECTOR at Hot Topic.
[ ] You act out scenes from the show.
[ ] FFVII is the best game ever.
[ ] Sephiroth is yours.(I prefer Cloud)
[ ] Kingdom Hearts is awesome. /YEAH.... one of my favorite games)
[ ] AxelxRoxas is KAWAII DESU NE~~~!! (I rather saying they are sexy but, YES they are cute also)
[ ] You wish you owned a real Death Note.
[ ] Touhou rocks your life.
[x] Anime dubs are the spawn of Satan.
[ ] Vic Miginola is God.
[ ] It's seiyu, not voice actor.
[ ] You use Gratuitous Japanese all the time.
[ ] You add "desu" to the end of every sentence.
[ ] The only thing you draw is anime. (Actually this is the one real thing I kill for... manga style of drawing, I really like it)
[ ] You're taking an art course, and all you submit is anime.
[ ] All your friends also like anime.
[ ] You want to become a mangaka.
[ ] In Japan.
[ ] Most of your manga/anime is hentai.
[x] You know that "hentai" doesn't mean "porn" (Wasn't it pervert?)
[x] You write fanfics for English class.
[x] Yaoi fanfics. (I used to write fics loooooooooooooong time ago... LOOOOOOOOONG)
[ ] You know nothing about Japanese culture except for anime, videogames, idols, music, porn and schoolgirls.
[x] Everyone says you have no life.
[ ] And it's true.
Score: 27
Score:
0-10: You probably hate Japan. You're not a weeaboo at all, not even close.
10-20: You like SOME Japanese things but, still not a weeaboo.
20-30: At this stage you probably still hate weeaboos. Good news- you're not one.
30-40: You keep your love of Japanese stuff sensible.
40-50: You're very likely a Japanophile, but you're not as annoying as a full-blown weeaboo.
50-60: You're not a weeaboo just yet, but try and moderate it.
60-70: Weeaboo.
70-80: Please stop it!!!!!!
80-90: STOP HUMPING THE MIKU LOVE PILLOW!!!!!!11
90-100: STOP!!!!! FOR THE LOVE OF KAMI-SAMA STOP!!!!!
101: Insane asylum tiems.
Monday, November 15, 2010
Tuesday, October 12, 2010
Chuck Norris Round House Corner 2
Chuck Norris doesn't need Twitter, he's already following you.
Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience.
Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
Chuck Norris can cut through hot knife with butter.
Chuck Norris is the only man to punch cyclops between the eyes.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep at night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris throws a boomerang it doesn't dare come back.
The only time Chuck Norris was wrong was when he thought he made a mistake.
Chuck Norris can delete the Recycle Bin.
Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience.
Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
Chuck Norris can cut through hot knife with butter.
Chuck Norris is the only man to punch cyclops between the eyes.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep at night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris throws a boomerang it doesn't dare come back.
The only time Chuck Norris was wrong was when he thought he made a mistake.
Chuck Norris can delete the Recycle Bin.
Chuck Norris Round House Corner 1
Cars were invented to have a faster way of fleeing from Chuck Norris. Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris invented the car accident
Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him a promising rookie.
We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is not only a noun but a verb.
Aliens DO exist. They just know better than to visit a planet Chuck Norris is on.
Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strike. He just knocks down one of the pins and the other nine faint.
Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
Chuck Norris doesn't get frostbite. He bites frost.
Chuck Norris runs until the treadmill gets tired.
Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn, he dares his grass to grow.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
Some magicians can walk on water. Chuck Norris can swim through land.
Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him a promising rookie.
We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is not only a noun but a verb.
Aliens DO exist. They just know better than to visit a planet Chuck Norris is on.
Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strike. He just knocks down one of the pins and the other nine faint.
Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
Chuck Norris doesn't get frostbite. He bites frost.
Chuck Norris runs until the treadmill gets tired.
Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn, he dares his grass to grow.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
Some magicians can walk on water. Chuck Norris can swim through land.
Saturday, October 2, 2010
Smartassness part III (last probably =D )
I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing.
Don't follow in my footsteps, I walk into walls.
STUPID- Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand
Stop being so stupid... it's my turn
I'd love to have a battle of wits with you, but you appear to be unarmed....
Dogs have owners. Cats have staff.
Save time... See it my way
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
I might be a genius, but I'm not that stupid.
I'm a deeply superficial person - Andy Warhol
I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing.
Don't follow in my footsteps, I walk into walls.
STUPID- Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand
Stop being so stupid... it's my turn
I'd love to have a battle of wits with you, but you appear to be unarmed....
Dogs have owners. Cats have staff.
Save time... See it my way
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
I might be a genius, but I'm not that stupid.
I'm a deeply superficial person - Andy Warhol
Monday, September 20, 2010
Smartassness part II
The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 % chance of getting something right, there's a 90 % chance you'll get it wrong.
I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow doesn't look to good either.
If you don't like the way I drive-get off the sidewalk!
God, grant me the serenity to accept things I can't change, the courage to change things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of people I had to kill because they annoyed me.
How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.
I'd have a photographic memory, but it was never developed.
A life? Cool! Where do I download one of those?
Of all the things I lost I miss my mind the most.
I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow doesn't look to good either.
If you don't like the way I drive-get off the sidewalk!
God, grant me the serenity to accept things I can't change, the courage to change things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of people I had to kill because they annoyed me.
How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.
I'd have a photographic memory, but it was never developed.
A life? Cool! Where do I download one of those?
Of all the things I lost I miss my mind the most.
Tuesday, September 14, 2010
A real boyfriend (an extinct civilization)
When she stares at your mouth
Kiss her
When she pushes you or hits you like a dummy cause she thinks shes stronger than you
Grab her and don't let go
When she starts cursing at you trying to act all tough
Kiss her and tell her you love her
When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong
When she ignores you
Give her your attention
When she pulls away
Pull her back
When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful
When you see her start crying
Just hold her and don't say a word
When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind
When she's scared
Protect her
When she steals your favorite hoodie
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night
When she teases you
Tease her back and make her laugh
When she doesn't answer for a long time
reassure her that everything is okay
When she looks at you with doubt
Back yourself up
When she says that she loves you
she really does more than you can understand
When she grabs at your hands
Hold hers and play with her fingers
When she bumps into you;
bump into her back and make her laugh
When she tells you a secret
keep it safe and untold
When she looks in your eyes
don't look away until she does
Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything
When she's mad
hug her tight and don't let go
When she says she's OK
don't believe it, talk with her because 10 years later she'll remember you
Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her
Treat her like she's all that matters to you
Stay up all night with her when she's sick
Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think it's stupid
Give her the world.
Let her wear your clothes
When she's bored and sad, hang out with her
Let her know she's important.
Don't talk about other girls around her
Kiss her in the pouring rain
When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is:
"Whose butt am I kicking baby?"
When she asks to take pictures
she wants youuuu to post them on your page.
taken from dA
Kiss her
When she pushes you or hits you like a dummy cause she thinks shes stronger than you
Grab her and don't let go
When she starts cursing at you trying to act all tough
Kiss her and tell her you love her
When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong
When she ignores you
Give her your attention
When she pulls away
Pull her back
When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful
When you see her start crying
Just hold her and don't say a word
When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind
When she's scared
Protect her
When she steals your favorite hoodie
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night
When she teases you
Tease her back and make her laugh
When she doesn't answer for a long time
reassure her that everything is okay
When she looks at you with doubt
Back yourself up
When she says that she loves you
she really does more than you can understand
When she grabs at your hands
Hold hers and play with her fingers
When she bumps into you;
bump into her back and make her laugh
When she tells you a secret
keep it safe and untold
When she looks in your eyes
don't look away until she does
Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything
When she's mad
hug her tight and don't let go
When she says she's OK
don't believe it, talk with her because 10 years later she'll remember you
Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her
Treat her like she's all that matters to you
Stay up all night with her when she's sick
Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think it's stupid
Give her the world.
Let her wear your clothes
When she's bored and sad, hang out with her
Let her know she's important.
Don't talk about other girls around her
Kiss her in the pouring rain
When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is:
"Whose butt am I kicking baby?"
When she asks to take pictures
she wants youuuu to post them on your page.
taken from dA
Tuesday, September 7, 2010
Just a random lol. For more look at the bottom of the page
Now, Harry you must know all about Muggles, tell me, what exactly is the function of a rubber duck?
Arthur Weasley
Arthur Weasley
Thursday, September 2, 2010
Smartassness part I
When life gives you lemons squeeze them in somebody's eyes and RUN!
It's you and me versus the world... we attack at dawn.
Whoever said that nothing's impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.
Don't look at me with that tone of voice!
My smile does NOT confuse people! It merely warns them of their impending DOOM!
When you can't run, you crawl. And when you can't crawl...when you can't even do that...you find someone to carry you
If at first you don’t succeed, redefine success.
Hold on, I can’t hear you! Let me turn down my AWESOMENESS
That which does not kill me, had better run pretty damn fast.
Therapy helps, but screaming obscenities is cheaper.
I don't bite. Wait...That's a lie.
Chaos, panic, and disorder... then peace again. My work here is done.
Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night”
I'm not shy, I'm just quietly plotting you imminent doom.
Adults always blame our generation, but have they ever stopped to think who raised us?
When life gives you lemons squeeze them in somebody's eyes and RUN!
It's you and me versus the world... we attack at dawn.
Whoever said that nothing's impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.
Don't look at me with that tone of voice!
My smile does NOT confuse people! It merely warns them of their impending DOOM!
When you can't run, you crawl. And when you can't crawl...when you can't even do that...you find someone to carry you
If at first you don’t succeed, redefine success.
Hold on, I can’t hear you! Let me turn down my AWESOMENESS
That which does not kill me, had better run pretty damn fast.
Therapy helps, but screaming obscenities is cheaper.
I don't bite. Wait...That's a lie.
Chaos, panic, and disorder... then peace again. My work here is done.
Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night”
I'm not shy, I'm just quietly plotting you imminent doom.
Adults always blame our generation, but have they ever stopped to think who raised us?
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Wednesday, September 1, 2010
OMG!!! I just looked at the comments!!! Nice to see you Laura aka Whisper! I didn't know you had a blog.
To all who looked at this, sorry I haven't posted anything in a while, I was on vacation, but now that I'm back, I plan to seriously get down with this blog.
Hope I'll see much more faces on Watchers list!
Love
WarriorAngel95
To all who looked at this, sorry I haven't posted anything in a while, I was on vacation, but now that I'm back, I plan to seriously get down with this blog.
Hope I'll see much more faces on Watchers list!
Love
WarriorAngel95
Tuesday, June 15, 2010
I don't need anything from anyone.
I love sarcasm. I love fun. I love freedom. I love macaroni. I love art.
I hate expensive things. I hate work. I hate high school. I hate my hair in the morning. I hate judgment of "weird" people...because, honestly, we're all weird.
I NEED DREAMING. I dream about what I want, what I wish for, what I would like my reality to be. Dreams are the foundation of the world.
deviantArt
I love sarcasm. I love fun. I love freedom. I love macaroni. I love art.
I hate expensive things. I hate work. I hate high school. I hate my hair in the morning. I hate judgment of "weird" people...because, honestly, we're all weird.
I NEED DREAMING. I dream about what I want, what I wish for, what I would like my reality to be. Dreams are the foundation of the world.
deviantArt
Tuesday, May 25, 2010
Prison or Work
IN PRISON... You get three meals a day.
AT WORK... You only get a break for 1 meal and you have to pay for it.
IN PRISON... You get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK... You get rewarded for good behavior with more work.
IN PRISON... A guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK... You must carry around a security card and unlock and open all the doors yourself.
IN PRISON... You can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK... You get fired for watching TV and playing games.
IN PRISON... You get your own toilet.
AT WORK... You have to share.
IN PRISON... They allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK... You cannot even speak to your family and friends.
IN PRISON... All expenses are paid by tax payers with no work required.
AT WORK... You get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.
AT WORK... You only get a break for 1 meal and you have to pay for it.
IN PRISON... You get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK... You get rewarded for good behavior with more work.
IN PRISON... A guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK... You must carry around a security card and unlock and open all the doors yourself.
IN PRISON... You can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK... You get fired for watching TV and playing games.
IN PRISON... You get your own toilet.
AT WORK... You have to share.
IN PRISON... They allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK... You cannot even speak to your family and friends.
IN PRISON... All expenses are paid by tax payers with no work required.
AT WORK... You get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.
Sunday, May 23, 2010
To maintain a healthy level of insanity
To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"
5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6.In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana
7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.
9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream'I Won! I Won!'
18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'
20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .
Copy and Paste this To Make People who read Smile.
(Because if there was no insanity, there would be no authors, and we'd have to find some other site to visit.)
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"
5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6.In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana
7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.
9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream'I Won! I Won!'
18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'
20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .
Copy and Paste this To Make People who read Smile.
(Because if there was no insanity, there would be no authors, and we'd have to find some other site to visit.)
Friends
FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.
FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr./Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.
FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we really messed up … but that sure was fun!”
FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it’s yours.
FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds that left you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”
FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.
FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what’s wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!
FAKE FRIENDS: Make you say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this.
REAL FRIENDS: Will repost
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.
FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr./Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.
FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we really messed up … but that sure was fun!”
FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it’s yours.
FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds that left you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”
FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.
FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what’s wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!
FAKE FRIENDS: Make you say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this.
REAL FRIENDS: Will repost
Thursday, May 20, 2010
Find a guy...
Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot,
who calls you back when you hang up on him,
who'll lay under the stars for hours and listen to your heart beat.
Or will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
Wait for the guy that kisses your forehead,
who keeps your picture in his wallet,
who wants to show you off to the world even when your in sweatpants,
who holds your hand in front of all his friends,
who thinks your beautiful without makeup,
one who is constantly telling you of how much he cares and how is lucky to have you,
THE one who turns to his friends and says THAT'S HER!
who calls you back when you hang up on him,
who'll lay under the stars for hours and listen to your heart beat.
Or will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
Wait for the guy that kisses your forehead,
who keeps your picture in his wallet,
who wants to show you off to the world even when your in sweatpants,
who holds your hand in front of all his friends,
who thinks your beautiful without makeup,
one who is constantly telling you of how much he cares and how is lucky to have you,
THE one who turns to his friends and says THAT'S HER!
Wednesday, May 19, 2010
Beginning
Yo, there!
I was thinking of starting with something slow. Like 'The Iron Lance' from Stephen Lawhead.
The book is about the crusades. Murdo Ranulfson goes to find his father after his property was taken away by the Bishop. Will he find him? Will he die? He's only 16, for Christ's sake(no pun intended). He leaves his mother and pregnant fiancee behind.
The book is very well written. It's working it's way towards being my favorite. Lets see how far it'll get.
I was thinking of starting with something slow. Like 'The Iron Lance' from Stephen Lawhead.
The book is about the crusades. Murdo Ranulfson goes to find his father after his property was taken away by the Bishop. Will he find him? Will he die? He's only 16, for Christ's sake(no pun intended). He leaves his mother and pregnant fiancee behind.
The book is very well written. It's working it's way towards being my favorite. Lets see how far it'll get.
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