112 ways to say... I LOVE YOU

English - I love you
Afrikaans - Ek het jou lief
Albanian - Te dua
Arabic - Ana behibak (to male); Arabic - Ana behibek (to female)
Armenian - Yes kez sirumen
Bosanski - Volim te
Bambara - M'bi fe
Bangla - Aamee tuma ke bhalo aashi
Belarusian - Ya tabe kahayu
Bisaya - Nahigugma ako kanimo 
Bulgarian - Obicham te
Cambodian - Soro lahn nhee ah 
Cantonese Chinese - Ngo oiy ney a 
Catalan - T'estimo
Cheyenne - Ne mohotatse 
Chichewa - Ndimakukonda 
Corsican - Ti tengu caru (to male) 
Creol - Mi aime jou 
Croatian - Volim te 
Czech - Miluji te
Danish - Jeg Elsker Dig 
Dutch - Ik hou van jou 
Esperanto - Mi amas vin 
Estonian - Ma armastan sind 
Ethiopian - Afgreki' 
Faroese - Eg elski teg 
Farsi - Doset daram 
Filipino - Mahal kita 
Finnish - Mina rakastan sinua 
French - Je t'aime, Je t'adore 
Frisian - Ik hâld fan dy 
Gaelic - Ta gra agam ort 
Georgian - Mikvarhar 
German - Ich liebe dich 
Greek - S'agapo 
Gujarati - Hoo thunay prem karoo choo 
Hiligaynon - Palangga ko ikaw 
Hawaiian - Aloha Au Ia`oe
Hebrew - Ani ohev otah (to female); Hebrew - Ani ohev et otha (to male) 
Hiligaynon - Guina higugma ko ikaw 
Hindi - Hum Tumhe Pyar Karte hae 
Hmong - Kuv hlub koj 
Hopi - Nu' umi unangwa'ta 
Hungarian - Szeretlek 
Icelandic - Eg elska tig 
Ilonggo - Palangga ko ikaw 
Indonesian - Saya cinta padamu 
Inuit - Negligevapse 
Irish - Taim i' ngra leat 
Italian - Ti amo 
Japanese - Aishiteru 
Kannada - Naanu ninna preetisuttene 
Kapampangan - Kaluguran daka 
Kiswahili - Nakupenda 
Konkani - Tu magel moga cho 
Korean - Sarang Heyo
Latin - Te amo 
Latvian - Es tevi miilu 
Lebanese - Bahibak 
Lithuanian - Tave myliu 
Malay - Saya cintakan mu / Aku cinta padamu 
Malayalam - Njan Ninne Premikunnu 
Mandarin Chinese - Wo ai ni 
Marathi - Me tula prem karto 
Mohawk - Kanbhik 
Moroccan - Ana moajaba bik 
Nahuatl - Ni mits neki 
Navaho - Ayor anosh'ni 
Norwegian - Jeg Elsker Deg 
Pandacan - Syota na kita!! 
Pangasinan - Inaru Taka 
Papiamento - Mi ta stimabo 
Persian - Doo-set daaram
Pig Latin - Iay ovlay ouyay 
Polish - Kocham Ciebie 
Portuguese - Eu te amo 
Romanian - Te iubesc 
Russian - Ya tebya liubliu 
Gaelic - Tha gra\dh agam ort 
Serbian - Volim te 
Setswana - Ke a go rata 
Sign Language - ,\,,/ (represents position of fingers when signing'I Love You') 
Sindhi - Maa tokhe pyar kendo ahyan 
Sioux - Techihhila 
Slovak - Lu`bim ta 
Slovenian - Ljubim te 
Spanish - Te quiero / Te amo 
Swahili - Ninapenda wewe 
Swedish - Jag alskar dig 
Swiss German - Ich lieb Di
Surinam - Mi lobi joe 
Tagalog - Mahal kita 
Taiwanese - Wa ga ei li 
Tahitian - Ua Here Vau Ia Oe 
Tamil - Nan unnai kathalikaraen 
Telugu - Nenu ninnu premistunnanu 
Thai - Chan rak khun (to male); Thai - Phom rak khun (to female) 
Turkish - Seni Seviyorum 
Ukrainian - Ya tebe kahayu 
Urdu - mai aap say pyaar karta hoo Vietnamese - Anh ye^u em (to female) 
Vietnamese - Em ye^u anh (to male) 
Welsh - 'Rwy'n dy garu di 
Yiddish - Ikh hob dikh 
Yoruba - Mo ni fe

Save a tree, eat a beaver.

For the last time! If a girly man was turned into a girl, he would just be a girl. Likewise if a manly girl was turned into a man. However, manly men that get turned into girls are gay.

Six hours later, I still hadn't managed to write a full sentence for the paper due the next morning. However, I did win 7 out of 245 games of Solitaire.

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on

Every time I say the word 'diet', I wash my mouth out with chocolate.

It's not about waiting for the storm to pass...it's about screaming with the thunder, running with the lightning, and learning to dance in the rain.

MENtal pain, MENtal anxiety, MENstrual cramps, MENopause... all our problems start with men!

I only know how to do things three ways: the right way, the wrong way, and my way... which is the wrong way only faster.

-grabs yardstick- If you don't get this question, then this is going to get shoved up someone's ass. No lube either.

Well behaved women rarely make history.

I was playing poker the other night... with Tarot cards. I got a full house and 4 people died.

Do not meddle in the affairs of slashers, for you are cute and go well with other men.

My hatred for you can not be expressed in words, so I have decided it to incorporate it in song and dance.

Love makes you do OOC things.

"I need a credit card!"

"In my pocket!!"

"Which pocket!?"

"My back pocket!!"

"You have, like, ten back pockets!!"

LEFT CHEEK! LEFT CHEEK!! LEFT CHEEK!!"

When life gives you lemons, make yaoi! (then wonder when you turned into such a pervert)

Once upon a time, There a Yellow Duck. He thought he was just the coolest awesomest yellow duck ever! Then, One day. A Purple giraffe came up and was like "Dude. You're yellow" And the yellow duck was sad. He thought he was amazing and beautifully yellow he didn't know there were other colors! So the little yellow duck worked up his courage and walked up to the Purple Giraffe and was like. "You sir, Are a fag." and kicked the Purple giraffe in the shin and walked off. And the Yellow Duck lived happily ever after. =D The motherfucking end.

If you noticed that the Kim Possible movie, So the Drama, has the initials, STD, which also stands for Sexually Transmitted Disease, and find that very creepy, copy this into your profile.

Crazy is when you start getting antisocial because you want to read instead of hanging out with your friends (eh heh...i think i passed the crazy line a long time ago...)

If your parents don't know what you write or draw, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you absolutely cannot stand the mere thought of Naruto and Sakura as a couple, copy and paste this into your profile -shudders-

The greatest feats are accomplished by people who are too stupid to know that they're impossible

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

When life gives you lemons...make sure your parents don't read over your shoulder at the wrong moment.

lol: L, oh L! Moaned by Yagami Light while the two of them are copulating like bunnies.

I was reading fanfictions while the rest of the world was making Myspace and Facebook accounts.

"The boy cries you a sweater of tears...and you kill him." - Mr. Krabs

"You know, if I were to die right now, in some sort of fiery explosion due to the carelessness of a friend...well, that would just be ok." -Spongebob

"Build a man a fire, He'll be warm for a day. Light a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."

GIVE ME ONE GOOD REASON NOT TO SET YOU ON FIRE!! -Grabs flamethrower-

If at first you don't succeed...go back and reload the gun

If you are pure evil with a heart of gold, copy and paste this to your profile.

Some people are only alive because it's illegal to kill them

When I was in the military they gave me a medal for killing two men and a discharge for loving one

I am not a little pervert...I AM A BIG ONE

Rules are like paperclips. Meant to hold things together, fun to bend, and easy to twist out of shape.

Wouldn't it be fun to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate?

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and then the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

If annoyed further, I shall spork your eyes out.

Hate the sin, love the sinner.

This place is dirtier than Jiraiya's mind!

You know, logic has a brother. His name is SHUT THE HELL UP!

Anyway, we have the five villages: the drinking gourd, the dog crap, the squiggly lines, the three puddles and the- what the crap is our symbol? No, seriously- it doesn't even look like a leaf! It looks like a snail fell over and can't get up!

Life is like a pack of gum... I've yet to figure out why.

"BE yourself, don't take anyone's shit, and never let them take you alive" -Gerard Way

"We are all like fireworks. We climb, shine, and always go our separate ways and become further apart. But even if that time comes, let's not disappear like a firework, and continue to shine... forever." - Hitsugaya Toushirou, Bleach

"Envy..you...you're envious of humans. We're so much weaker than you homunculi, battered, confused, even when we're beaten, and about to collapse, even when we know it's pointless, we always stand back up. And if we can't, our friends will lift us up. You'll never have that...and its made you jealous of us." -Edward Elric (Fullmetal Alchemist)

"How humiliating...reduced to this pathetic form with you humans, you pieces of shit mocking me. And worst of all, the lowest, most disgusting one of you...that fucking kid is the one who understands how I feel. That is the ultimate insult. Bye, bye...Edward Elric." -Envy (Fullmetal Alchemist)

"The fearless are merely fearless. People who act in spite of their fears are truly brave."

Look at the pretty fire!

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We were all born originals, but so many of us die as copies.

Hard work beats talent if talent doesn't work hard.

Copy and paste this into your profile if when you were young...

There were only 150 Pokemon.Digimon was popular. Yugi-Oh actually had Yugi in it. You didn’t get weird looks when you went Trick-or-Treating. Nobody cared what you looked like. Hamtaro ROCKED. Catching a pidgeon was cool.Pirates before Pirates of the Carribean. Nobody knew how to spell 'Volcano'. Pinky and the Brain were cartoon characters, not body parts. Saying 'moron' was a swear word. Fire was considered dangerous. The only thing you had to worry about were cooties. Cursive writing was just a bunch of swirly lines. Multiplication was scary. Dora the Explorer and that goddamned monkey who follows her EVERYWHERE didn't exist.The first Harry Potter was the coolest thing since sliced bread. Texting was done on calculator.

"I hate talkative guys... They gross me out." - Matsumoto Rangiku, Bleach

"I got a jar of dirt! I got a jar of dirt! And guess what's inside it!" - Jack Sparrow, Dead Man's Chest

"Damn it, there are so many idiots whose asses I need to kick!! I'm going to have to start keeping a list just to keep track of them all!!" - Edward Elric, Fullmetal Alchemist

Suicide is a way of telling God, 'YOU CAN'T FIRE ME, I QUIT!

"Are you alright, Brother?" - Al
"Yeah, I'm just peachy. I love turbulent carriage rides with seats as soft as granite." - Ed, Fullmetal Alchemist

That which doesn't kill you...will probably try again.

So tell me, what's it like living in a constant haze of stupidity?"-Hiei, Yu Yu Hakusho

I never said I was normal, you just presumed I was.

War does not determine what is right--only who is left

The pen may be mightier, but the sword still hurts like hell.

It's back to Hell for me. Come on Nixon.

For once someone might actually call me 'sir' without adding 'you're making a scene'.

I could pull a better cartoon out of my a- HEY KIDS!

OH! Rope! It's more manlier than string!

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.

Chuck Norris is a man of few words. Chuck Norris is not a man of few roundhouse kicks to the face.

When observing a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick in slow motion, one finds that Chuck Norris actually rapes his victim in the ass, smokes a cigarette with Dennis Leary, and then roundhouse kicks them in the face.

Chuck Norris sent Jesus a birthday card on December 25th and it wasn't Jesus’ birthday. Jesus was too scared to correct Chuck Norris and to this day December 25th is known as Jesus' birthday

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris.

I've been given sugar. Please use this time to prepare for the end of the world.

Chuck Norris does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will simply change the actual spelling of it.

Chuck Norris never “gets laid”, rather: “laid gets Chuck”.

Chuck Norris got a perfect score on his SAT's, simply by writing Chuck Norris for every answer.

Aliens do exist. They're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack.

After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. It was more "humane".

You plus me equals knives and blood.

This is not something to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown, with great force.

A vase is basically a flower torture device; you rip it from it's home, put it in a small container and watch it die slowly.

Writing isn't a career, it's more of a mental illness.

I've been given sugar. Please use this time to prepare for the end of the world.

Garden Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, then it was a valuable plant.

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

"A ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike."

.•´¸•´¨) ¸.•¨)(¸.•´ (¸.•´~pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer.

“Temper gets you into trouble. Pride keeps you there.”

Your pen maybe mightier than the sword, but my keyboard can crush your crummy pen.

If it's small, I run over it. If it's big, I ram it 'till it's small, or outta my way

You see, the problem here is, you're speaking in Math, and I'm listening in Stupid

All the special effects in the world can't turn a bad plot into a good movie

Otaku rule because our lives are portable, and we know how to be subtly unsubtle.

Whoo! I don't have any homework to feel guilty about not doing tonight!

Great minds do think alike. But then again, so do simple animals...

It doesn't matter how varied high school courses are, because in the end, they all turn into math class

Fate doesn't exist. We're all just pawns in someone else's fanfiction!

Kids look at algebra and think, "Why put letters into Math?"
Adults look at internet lingo and think, "Why put numbers into English?"

"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones." -Albert Einstein

“It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it.” Aristotle

“We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light.” Plato

Hey, look - Harry's got a Weasley sweater, too!...You haven't got a letter on yours. I suppose she thinks you don't forget your name. But we're not stupid - we know we're called Gred and Forge." -Fred and George, Philosopher's Stone

They call it PMS because "Mad Cow Disease" was taken.

I had a dream, and in it, something eats you.

Yo momma's so fat even Naruto doesn't BELIEVE IT.

People like you are the reason we have middle fingers.

Genius by birth, slacker by choice

When your dad is mad at you and asks you, "Do I look stupid?" don't answer him.

My view of people: Everyone is a pervert. It just comes down to if they accept it, how perverted they are, and how well they hide it...

Lets get one thing straight-I'm not! (I am but.. Its still funny)

It's too late to scream.

Well, la-dee-fuckin'-da.

Fuck you no jutsu!

Tell Hell I sent you.

...And deliver us from fangirls...

...I feel stupid, and contagious...

You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon' --Chris Rock

I'm going to hell, who's coming with me?

Behind every bitch is the guy who made her that way.

I'm not afraid of death, what's it gonna do? kill me?

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever forgotten how old you are when someone asked you, copy and paste this onto your profile. (i endd up asking my dad right in front of the person who asked...)

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How to Know if You're Addicted to Fanfiction (Thanks, FieldOfPaperFlowers)

10. You no longer refer to comments as "comments." They are now known only as "reviews."

9. Pens are for idiots, and you wouldn't be caught dead with one. How on earth are you supposed to erase when you want to rewrite?

8. You start laughing at the most inopportune times because you remembered something funny from a fanfic.

7. You pretend to take notes, but really you're getting a head start on your latest ficlet.

6. Short disclaimers are for losers. Whoever thinks up the craziest (or goriest O.O) gets a cookie.

5. You can't write for English class because you've used up all your ideas for fanfiction.

4. A story idea isn't a story idea. It's a plot bunny.

3. You hear people talking about a ship (the water variety), and you frenchin jump, like, five feet in the air and act like you've never heard the word used outside of the fanfiction context.

2. Whenever something inspiring happens, you screech, "Ooh! Fanfic idea!" and then immerse yourself in writing for the next three hours.

1.You repost this onto your profile! :)

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Hi. I'm probably home, I'm just avoiding someone I don't like. Leave me a message, and if I don't call back, it's you.

"Stay back I've got a chainsaw! Memememememem!memem."

Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks about seeing UFOs like they used to?

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?

I'm the man of the house and I have my wife's permission to say so.

We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public. -Bryan White

When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.

Never do anything that you wouldn’t want to explain to paramedics.

I ran with scissors, and lived!

Must. Hide. Dead. Body.

Shhh...I'm plotting

I know KUNG-FU and 50 other dangerous words

"Nobody controls me. I'm uncontrollable. The only one who can control me is me, and that's just barely possible."

Be optimistic. All the people you hate are going to eventually die

"It's all fun and games 'till someone loses an eyeball...Then it's like...HEY! FREE EYEBALL!!"

This is my phrase. Do you see my phrase? If you do, I hope you don't steal it because if you do, you'll get a tumor.

I don't only want to rain on your parade...I want to blow up all the floats!

Define normal

People say I'm crazy, actually I'm just bored.

I personally think we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain.

Your kid may be an honor student but you're still an idiot.

Happiness is your Mother-In-Law's Picture on the Back of a Milk Carton

Its good to die for your country, but its really good when the other bastard dies for their country.

A mighty oak is the result of a nut who held its ground.

There's too much blood in my caffeine system.

I haven't lost my mind, it's backed up on disk somewhere...

You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard.

The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong.

Why are wrong numbers never busy?

You never know how strong you are...until being strong is the only choice you have.

Don't tell me the sky is the limit when there are footprints on the moon.

The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill you at the first given opportunity

Smile every minute of the day. You never know who is falling in love with it.

The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble

Cat's motto: No matter what you've done wrong, always try to make it look like the dog did it.

Do not meddle in the affairs of artists, for this is satire and you would look good in lingerie.

After scolding one's cat one looks into its face and is seized by the ugly suspicion that it understood every word. And has filed it for reference

The trouble with life is there's no background music

At my lemonade stand I used to give away the first glass for free, and charge five dollars for the refill. It contained the antidote.

An essay is an attempt to explain something that could have been said in two sentences

You know what!? Earth sucks, I’m going home.

Politicians are wonderful people as long as they stay away from things they don't understand, such as working for a living.

Why is there that little space inside strawberries, as if it was meant for a pit, and then the seeds are on the outside?

Person #1: Happiness is just around the corner!
Person #2: Too bad the world is round!

When I was born, I was so shocked that I didn't talk for a year and a half.

Scientists are complaining that the new Dinosaur movie shows dinosaurs with lemurs, who didn't evolve for another million years. They're afraid the movie will give kids a mistaken impression. What about the fact that the dinosaurs are singing and dancing?

I have not lost my sanity... I have simply found a better, more entertaning use for it.

It is only fair to warn you that I am practiced in the ancient art of origami. Beware my paper swan.

"OK, I'm wierd! But I'm saving up to become eccentric."

That, my children, is called a wall. But beware, the wall is solid. Yes be afraid! Be very afraid for we cannot walk through it! Believe me children, for I have attempted this many times before.

IT'S THE SUGAR TALKING, I SWEAR!

I stopped fighting my inner demons... We're on the same side now!

Magic is the stuff Science hasn't made boring yet!

Schizophrenia beats being alone.

Nobody move! I dropped my brain.

In a dog-eat-dog world the best thing to do is become a cat.

People say that guys are worse bullies then girls. If you think this is bogus, copy this into your profile.

Where in the nursery rhymes does it say Humpty Dumpty was an egg?

There are three types of lies: lies, damn lies, and statistics. ~Mark Twain

Drive it like you stole it!

Don’t worry, it’s just blood.

I haven’t committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law

I didn’t escape from the mental ward! Those sirens are a complete coincidence!

Are you sure? Because my Gaydar went off like crazy when I saw you.

"The only thing you can't wish for is a better tasting muffin." -Cosmo (Fairly Odd Parents)

"The muffin tastes bad, but it's powerful! All hail the muffin!" -Cosmo (Fairly Odd Parents)

My Pokemon bring all the boys to the yard.

"The world is not as beautiful as everyone says she is. Life is not as fair as everyone wants it to be. But why should I let that ruin my day?"

Awww, shut up and give me a muffin ya damn hippie.

· There are two kinds of people in this world...those that play hopscotch and sing in the shower, and those that lie alone at night with tears in their eyes. Everyone has a choice as to which we want to be...and everyone is a little of both.

Write like no one is gonna read your words.

True strength is being able to hold it all together when everyone else expects you to fall apart.

“The only thing that stops God from sending another flood is that the first one was useless.”
-- Nicholas Chamfort

One day while I was walking through the woods, I came upon a human skull. I immediatly panicked and called the police to report my find and as I waited for them to arrive, I thought to myself, who was this man? and why did he have antlers?

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~How important does a person have to be before a person is considered assassinated instead of murdered?

Don't call me small! I'll break off your feet and stick them on your head!" -Edward Elric

-Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.

'Writing is the hardest way of earning a living, with the possible exception of wrestling alligators' -William Saroyan

Yes~! -starts to do the happy dance- All that yaoi didn't land me in Hell after all!

He’s turned his life around. He used to be depressed and miserable. Now he’s miserable and depressed.

I left the womb for this?

Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I fucked your sister. She was better than you.

I ran into my ex the other day... I put it into reverse and hit him again.

Remember my name. You'll be screaming it later.

The best thing about dreams is that fleeting moment, when you are between asleep and awake, when you don't know the difference between reality and fantasy, when for just that one moment you feel with your entire soul that dream is reality, and it really happened.

In ancient times, cats were worshiped as gods. They have not forgotten this.

Death is more universal than life; everyone dies, but not everyone lives.

My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetary, people would stop dying.

Jashin would be pleased with your torture techniques

Have I seen you before, maybe in another universe?

Life is totally screwed up! At least the cookies are good..."

I am 105 percent sure...that I am obsessed with L.

Lemons are brilliant; they allow you to have fun in ways that are physically impossible.

The same day Paris gets an award for acting is the same day a porn star gets an Oscar.

I hate science! It takes all the fun out of life. I was quite happy thinking unicorns were real.

People in the closet are like Tomatoes . . . Everyone thinks they are vegetables but really they are fruit.

I am not celibate, I am asexual!! A Celibacy is where you choose to be sexual repressed, where as asexualism is when you are naturally sexual repressed.

Someone needs to be horse whipped for their stupidity.

The universe is laughing behind your back.

It IS as bad as you think and they ARE out to get you.

You can thank your lucky stars that everything I wish for will never come true.

We Americans, we're a simple people...but piss us off and we'll bomb your cities.

Just close your eyes, forget your name, forget the world, forget the people, just close your eyes, forget your name, forget the world, now go insane.

When someone tells you nothing is impossible, ask him to dribble a football.

Always plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

So, happy birthday!!!!

I decided to post it here, since it's faster, and I don't want to bother people that are watching my work.

It's not great, but I put a lot into it, and I hope you like it anyway.

I drew it with a pencil, then scanned it, and since my comp's crappy, I used MS Paint for painting and inserting the pictures -.-'

KHR doesn't belong to me, I just used the photos.

Fullview for all the details and all the mistakes.

I tried to use orange, red or blue in their original meaning, but they didn't fit, so it is what it is.
The background is done with spray, and it's kinda of a pale skin colour (or at least I tried)

I used a scroll (or at least I tried) for the back of the 'Birthday' since we're both booknerds, and I figured it would add a touch of elegance. The thing at the left end of the scroll is spider web, which I added since it was already there, and it seemed a bit classy. By already there, I mean - while I was drawing, I didn't erase a detail well enough, and it stood there, so I just turned it into a web.

0303 catch is absolutely under your copyright.

I hope it's to your liking (cause at least I tried =DDD)

Put your media player of choice on shuffle.

List the first twenty songs that come up and add "between my legs" to the end of them.

Have fun!

1. Red Hot Chilly Peppers - Scar Tissue between my legs

2. Bayaga - When the cherries start blooming between my legs (it's a song in Serbian 'Kad zamirisi tresnja', I translated it as well as I could =D)

3. Blink 182 - Going away to college between my legs

4. Phineas and Ferb - You snuck your way into my heart between my legs

5. Will.I.Am - Best friends between my legs

6. Simple Plan - Take my hand between my legs

7. Red Hot Chilly Peppers - Snow (hey oh) between my legs

8. Simple Plan -Crazy between my legs

9. One republic - Secrets between my legs

10. Phineas and Ferb - Thank you Santa Claus between my legs

11. Susan Enan - Bring on the Wonder between my legs

12. Bayaga - Beautiful Yanya, the fisherman's daughter between my legs (again, a Serbian song 'Lepa Janja, ribareva kci')

13. Blink 128 - Anthem part two between my legs

14. Phineas and Ferb - You're fabulous between my legs

15. Manu Chao - Me gustas tu between my legs

16. Will.I.Am - The travelling song between my legs

17. Phineas and Ferb - My ride from outer space between my legs

18. Phineas and Ferb - Alien Heart between my legs

19. Simple Plan -When I'm gone between my legs

20. Jets Overhead - Where did you go? between my legs

To the Internet, My Minions!

Education: That which discloses to the wise and disguises from the foolish their lack of understanding.

Clarionet, n. An instrument of torture operated by a person with cotton in his ears. There are two instruments that are worse than a clarionet -- two clarionets.

Idiot, n. A member of a large and powerful tribe whose influence in human affairs has always been dominant and controlling. The Idiot's activity is not confined to any special field of thought or action, but "pervades and regulates the whole." He has the last word in everything; his decision is unappealable. He sets the fashions and opinion of taste, dictates the limitations of speech and circumscribes conduct with a dead-line.

Ocean, n. A body of water occupying about two-thirds of a world made for man — who has no gills.

You are not permitted to kill someone who has wronged you, but nothing forbids you to reflect that they are growing older every minute. You are avenged 1440 times a day.

I hope you know that I only hate you because I love you to a point of so much passion it unhinges my soul.

I'm invisible, understand, because people choose not to see me. (isn't that the story of my life)

I'm a writer. Anything you say or do and and will be used in a story.

People often say to me, "I understand what you are talking about intellectually, but I don't really feel it, I don't realize it," and I am apt to reply, "I wonder whether you do understand it intellectually, because if you did you would also feel it." ~ Alan Watts

If you're a singer you lose your voice. A baseball player loses his arm. A writer gets more knowledge, and if he's good, the older he gets, the better he writes.

Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.

Books are always better than real, live boyfriends any day of the week. They don't talk back and they're always there for you. You can have as many of them as you want and they won't complain.

The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his.

The scarred man smirked before looking at the occupants in the bed, “Hello, law abiding citizens,” his gaze shifted to the three Uchihas, “Marginally law abiding citizens,” and then his eyes fell on Kisame, “… citizen.”

I think that's how Chicago got started. Bunch of people in New York said, 'Gee, I'm enjoying the crime and the poverty, but it just isn't cold enough. Let's go west.'

"Luck is my middle name," said Rincewind, indistinctly. "Mind you, my first name is Bad."
--Terry Pratchett, Interesting Times

Facebook part II

dad: why you crying?
girl: my boyfriend dumped me!
dad:(grabs shot gun) I'll be back..while later dad comes back,
girl:what the hell! why did you go kill him!
dad: I didn't
girl:where did you go?
dad: to get you ice cream :D
girl:why the hell did you bring the shot gun?!
dad: so I could get it for free

There are 10 types of people on facebook -
1- The smilers :)
2- The txt chaters
3- The constant status updaters
4- The likers
5- The gamers
6- The e-mailers
7- The swearers
8- The photo takers
9- The picnikers
10- And all of the abovers ;)


Mom: Oh my gosh, how is your hair so soft?!
Me: Its a secret.
Mom: Tell me. Now.
Me: I.... I....
Mom: YOU WHAT?!?!
Me: I WHIP MY HAIR BACK AND FORTH, I WHIP MY HAIR BACK AND FORTH!!!!!!!!!!"

CAHOOOOOOOOTS!!!!!!!! CAHOOTS I SAY!" "You Do Seem To Be Saying Cahoots.

When we go home...
Our straightened hair goes up into messy buns.
Our makeup has faded or smudged so we take it off.
The fake smile vanishes into how we really feel.
Our brand new shirt changes into our favorite old sweater.
Our skinny jeans are traded for sweat pants or pajamas.
And our Uggs are taken off to reveal our fuzzy socks.
When we go home...
You wouldn't recognize us.

Being in that mood where the fb chat goes like this:
friend: Heeeyy :D x
you: hi.
friend: how aree youuuu??!! :P x
you: fine.
friend: whats up?? :) x
you: the sky.


When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to 300°C. The Russians used a pencil.

Men were drunk,they stopped a taxi. The taxi driver figured that they were drunk,he just switched on the engine & switched it off & told them, 'we've arrived'. The 1st guy gave him money, 2nd guy said thanks, but the 3rd guy slapped him. The taxi driver was stunned coz he was hoping that none of them must realized that the car didn't move an inch. So he asked,what was that for? Control ur speed next time,u almost killed us.

Facebook part I

Studies say 90% women don't like men in pink T-shirts
IRONICALLY
90% Men in pink T-shirts don't like women.

Have you ever...
*Pretended to be a fast typer by pressing random keys.
*Made a beard using the bubbles from bubble bath.
*Turned the light switch on and off rapidly.
*Had a mini-spasm when thinking they're falling off the bed.
*Touched something that had a 'DO NOT TOUCH' sign.
*Tasted rain.

At a sleepover :
Friends : "Can I have a glass of water please?"
"Yeah sure, Come with me to the kitchen"
Best friends : "Oi can i have sum water"
"Move ur ass and get it yourself, u practically live here.

Dear fb, FIRST You take away our Profile boxes, SECOND you make the writing smaller and make us go to specsavers, THIRD you change the homepage, FOURTH, you then force us to change our profile and take our boxy thing away, FIFTH, you change the chat sound, SIXTH you make the picture viewer different and make it slower to load the picture! but really all we want is a friggin' dislike button!! Faithfully, millions of users

A Chicken crossed the road and met James Bond. The chicken said : "What's your name ? "
"Bond, James Bond. What's yours ? ,, Ken, Chick Ken

There is a "lie" in believe, "over" in lover, "end" in friend, and an "if" in life. And after Monday and Tuesday even the calendar says W.T.F

Friends:
"I don't have any lunch money."
"Aww, here's $5."

Best Friends:
"I don't have any lunch money."
"Good, you were getting fat anyway.

Someday I want to meet Taylor Lautner in front of a bunch of screaming Twilight fans and shout "OH MY GOD IT'S SHARKBOY!

Have you ever wondered why A,B,C,D,DD,E,F,G, and H are the letters used to define bra sizes?
If you have wondered why but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you became informed!
{A} Almost Boobs.?
{B} Barely there.
{C} Can't Complain.
{D} Dang!
{DD} Double dang!
{E} Enormous!
{F} Fake.
{G} Get a Reduction.
{H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up!

Me: Ask me if I'm a tree.
Friend: No
Me: ask me if I'm a tree.
Friend: NO
Me: Ask me if I'm a tree.
Friend: FINE ARE U A FUCKING TREE??
Me: No

Seme/uke quiz

You are a Chibi Seme

You are the seme in disguise. Able to fit in and get along with uke and seme alike, you are able to get close to the uke on their level before exerting your dominance. This makes you at times manipulative and able to fool others about your true seme nature. Because of your harmless appearance, it takes the flamboyant Flaming Uke to match wits and really bring out your aggressive side to expose you for the seme that you are.

If Temeraire is reading, I'm very sorry, but I felt obligated to my fellow yaoi fans

Seme/uke quiz

Random stuff I stole from random people xDD

"I reject your reality and substitute my own." Adam Savage, Mythbusters

“A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.” – Unknown

“When there's a will, I want to be in it.” – Unknown

We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America , but we haven't a clue as to where thousands of Illegal immigrants and Terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration!

Death is God's way of saying you're fired. Suicide is humans way of saying you can't fire me, I quit

The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.

The spontaneous rally will begin at 1:45.

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound as the go by.

'It's always in the last place you look' Well DUR! Because you stop looking after you find it! HELLO!

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you.

"True love is when you don't want to sleep because real life is so much better than a dream"

I'm a little teapot short and stout; here is my handle, here is my...other handle? Shit, now I'm a sugar bowl

I did what they say and chose the road less traveled... Now where the heck am I?

Money can't buy happiness, but poverty can't buy ANYTHING

If you always stop to smell the roses sooner or later you'll inhale a bee.

There are 3 kinds of people, those who make it happen, those who watch it happen and those who don't know what the hell is happening.

"Wear short sleeves! Support your right to bare arms!"

I ran into my ex the other day, then I put the car in reverse and ran over him again.

Life isn't about the number of breaths we take, but the moments that take our breath away. Like choking.

There are plenty more fish in the sea, but who wants to go out with a fish?

Some people are like a slinky. They have absolutely no use; but you can't help smile, when you see one fall down the stairs.

I lay at my bed last night, counting the stars, and I thought to myself: Where the fuck did my ceiling go?!

Ever notice how DYING is at the end of STUDYING?

Don't you wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence? There's one marked "Brightness," but it doesn't work.

Money can't buy happiness, but poverty can't buy ANYTHING.

Guns don't kill people. People kill people. Well I think guns help because if you just stood around saying "BANG" it wouldn't do much.

If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later?

If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?

If you can't drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots?

I respect the 10 rules of anime (as said by Uncle Yo):

1) Thou shall not judge a new anime based on its title. Look at Bleach…
2) Thou shall not judge an anime based on its opening theme.
3) Thou shall not judge based on its random misuse of English (because at least they’re trying).
4) Not by said anime’s opening theme song’s random misuse of English.
5) Thou shall not judge a new anime based on its first episode. It’s call the bait-and-switch people, be aware of it.
6) Thou shall not judge based on the fan girls.
7) Thou shall not steal new anime from the Internet….unless thou intends to share with thine anime club.
8) Thou shall accept that gravity is optional. Especially when dealing with hair.
9) Thou shall not say the manga was better unless thou hath read the manga.
10) Thou shall forgive thy parent’s for calling anime “cartoons,” and thus grouping Spike Spiegal and Light Yagami with Mickey Mouse, Bugs Bunny and SpongeBob Squarepants.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

When life gives you lemons, make yaoi! (then wonder when you turned into such a pervert)

If you noticed that the Kim Possible movie, So the Drama, has the initials, STD, which also stands for Sexually Transmitted Disease, and find that very creepy, copy this into your profile.

Crazy is when you start getting antisocial because you want to read instead of hanging out with your friends (eh heh...i think i passed the crazy line a long time ago...)

If your parents don't know what you write or draw, copy and paste this into your profile.

The greatest feats are accomplished by people who are too stupid to know that they're impossible

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

When life gives you lemons...make sure your parents don't read over your shoulder at the wrong moment.

I was reading fanfictions while the rest of the world was making Myspace and Facebook accounts.

"The boy cries you a sweater of tears...and you kill him." - Mr. Krabs

"You know, if I were to die right now, in some sort of fiery explosion due to the carelessness of a friend...well, that would just be ok." -Spongebob

"Build a man a fire, He'll be warm for a day. Light a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."

GIVE ME ONE GOOD REASON NOT TO SET YOU ON FIRE!! -Grabs flamethrower-

If at first you don't succeed...go back and reload the gun

If you are pure evil with a heart of gold, copy and paste this to your profile.

Some people are only alive because it's illegal to kill them

When I was in the military they gave me a medal for killing two men and a discharge for loving one

I am not a little pervert...I AM A BIG ONE

Rules are like paperclips. Meant to hold things together, fun to bend, and easy to twist out of shape.

Wouldn't it be fun to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate?

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and then the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

If annoyed further, I shall spork your eyes out.

Save a tree, eat a beaver.

If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile.

May all your bacon burn (Calcifer!)

"We think a flower on a cliff is beautiful
because we stop our feet at the cliff's edge,
unable to step out into the sky
like that fearless flower."

My plan was perfect. But there was one thing I over-looked. One factor I failed to calculate. He’s a dumb ass.

For the last time! If a girly man was turned into a girl, he would just be a girl. Likewise if a manly girl was turned into a man. However, manly men that get turned into girls are gay.

Six hours later, I still hadn't managed to write a full sentence for the paper due the next morning. However, I did win 7 out of 245 games of Solitaire.

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on

Every time I say the word 'diet', I wash my mouth out with chocolate.

It's not about waiting for the storm to pass...it's about screaming with the thunder, running with the lightning, and learning to dance in the rain.

MENtal pain, MENtal anxiety, MENstrual cramps, MENopause... all our problems start with men!

I only know how to do things three ways: the right way, the wrong way, and my way... which is the wrong way only faster.

-grabs yardstick- If you don't get this question, then this is going to get shoved up someone's ass. No lube either.

Well behaved women rarely make history.

I was playing poker the other night... with Tarot cards. I got a full house and 4 people died.

Do not meddle in the affairs of slashers, for you are cute and go well with other men.

My hatred for you can not be expressed in words, so I have decided it to incorporate it in song and dance.

Love makes you do OOC things.

"I need a credit card!"

"In my pocket!!"

"Which pocket!?"

"My back pocket!!"

"You have, like, ten back pockets!!"

The more I see of men, the more I like dogs.

Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage.

Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.

I'm not paranoid! Which of my enemies told you this?

I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.

Maturity, maturity, wherefore art thou maturity?! Deny thy intelligence, and refuse thy age...! Or, if thou wilt not, all but come to me, sweet, and I'll help thee plead insanity...

I am a writer. I can deny all the realities I want.

Where there's a will, there are five hundred relatives.

Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.

I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.

There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved by a suitable application of high explosives.

Tell me what you need and I'll tell you how to get along without it.

My Reality Check bounced.

Aliens smart enough to visit Earth are smart enough to know not to.

Y'know what? I don't like reality. I think I'll move back into my own little world.

I'm not insane. My reality is just different than yours.

Laugh now, mortal; but just remember -- everything is edible.

Hey! I'm insane, not stupid!

Madness does not always howl. Sometimes, it is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying, "Hey, is there room in your head for one more?"

Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.

Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your kids.

Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.

The main purpose of holding children's parties is to remind yourself that there are children more awful than your own.

Grandchildren are God's reward for not killing your kids.

Jou ate my homework. =(

Do it later - the early worm is for the birds.

Creativity helps artists die young, miserable, and penniless - so their art can have meaning to the old, satisfied, and obscenely rich.

There is no greater joy than soaring high on the wings of your dreams, except maybe the joy of watching a dreamer who has nowhere to land but in the ocean of reality.

Economics -- the science of explaining tomorrow why the predictions you made yesterday didn't come true today.

Elitism -- It's lonely at the top, but it's comforting to look down upon everyone at the bottom.

I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades...or a game of fake heart attack.

Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of them will own up to a lack of humor?

I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them, and you have their shoes.

I don’t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

Death is hereditary.

My mind is like a steel trap - rusty and illegal in 37 states.

You'll always miss 100 of the shots you don't take, and, statistically speaking, 99 of the shots you do.

There is an island of opportunity in the middle of every difficulty. Miss that, though, and you're pretty much doomed.

Success is a journey, not a destination. So stop running.

I'm a paranoid apathiest. I know someones out to get me i just don't care.

Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75 of the world's population.

If you're headed in the wrong direction, God allows U-turns.

When life gives you lemons, you’d better wait for it to give you some sugar first or else you’ll have some really nasty-tasting lemonade.

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.

Say what you will about the Ten Commandments, you must always come back to the pleasant fact that there are only ten of them.

The beauty of the world has two edges, one of laughter, one of anguish, cutting the heart asunder.

An expert is one who tells you a simple thing in a confused way in such a fashion as to make you think the confusion is your own fault.

The things that come to those who wait, may be the things left by those who got there first.

I think we consider too much the good luck of the early bird and not enough the bad luck of the early worm.

In order to get the handsome prince, you have to kiss a lot of toads.

If the world was a stage, I want to be the one operating the trap door.

I'd rather believe in the Bible, because instead of holding onto the biblical view that we are made in the image of God, we have come to realize that we are made in the image of monkeys... And I really don't see how that's flattering.

Consistency is only a virtue if you're not a screw up.

You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon'.

All the world's a stage and most of us are desperately unrehearsed.

Life is so unlike theory.

Personally, I don't think there's intelligent life on other planets. Why should other planets be any different from this one?

Life is wasted on the living.

Life... is like a grapefruit. It's orange and squishy, and has a few pips in it, and some folks have half a one for breakfast.

To be in love is merely to be in a state of perceptual anesthesia.

Love has the power of making you believe what you would normally treat with the deepest suspicion.

No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying.

To deny, atone, or beg for forgiveness is the arrogance of those who did the killing.

Youth is a malady of which one becomes cured a little every day. He’s turned his life around. He used to be depressed and miserable. Now he’s miserable and depressed.

An optimist is someone who falls off the Empire State Building, and after 50 floors says, 'So far so good!'

To the optimist, the glass is half full. To the pessimist, the glass is half empty. To the project manager, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be. Realists know that someone will have to wash the glass.

Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.

A consultant is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.

If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

Winners never fly higher than when they're bouncing up and down on the egos of those they defeat.

God is a comedian, playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.

It’s true that we don’t know what we’ve got until we lose it, but it’s also true that we don’t know what we’ve been missing until it arrives.

Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?

If you want to look young and thin, hang around old fat people.

Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk,my first instinct is to laugh.But then I think, what if I was an ant, and she fell on me.Then it wouldn’t seem quite so funny.

Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?

Silence is Golden, but duct tape is Silver

So tell me, what's it like living in a constant haze of stupidity?

Life's always been a race between computer programmers developing bigger and better idiot-proof games and the Universe creating bigger and better idiots. So far, the universe is winning.

If you die, I'll kill you!

Come on, scribbles on a bathroom wall...! Please show me the path I must follow!

Drive like you stole it!

I am Valentinez Alkalinelia Xifax Sicidabohertz Gumbigobillo Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andri Charton-Haymoss Ivanovicci Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser. Don't hesitate to call.

The past is the past... and the future is the future. A man is a man, and a woman is a woman. I am who I am, and you are who you are. Like it really matters anyway...

I think I know, I don't think I know, I don't think I think I know, I don't think I think.

Lesson #3 : If you see a stranger, Follow him.

I wouldn't mind if you want to kill me, but I might struggle a bit. Because you know, most people object to being killed quite a lot.

I don't want to live in a world without Light!
Yes, that would be very dark...

Ain't, I? I'm literally hemorrhaging generosity.

Of course! Dogs embody loyalty! They follow their masters commands above all else! Be a jerk to them and don't even complain or ever once beg for a paycheck! Trust me Fuery, they're the great servants of MAN! LOYAL CANINES, HOW WE SOLUTE THEE!

Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.

Dare I ask why?
Ask away.
Okay. Why?

Men should be like Kleenex, soft, strong and disposable.

Foresight -- Knowing then what you realize now.

I will not contradict you solely because everyone is entitled to their own opinions, no matter how wrong yours may be.

Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together.

Ideas don't stay in some minds very long because they don't like solitary confinement.

Money doesn't make you happy.
Too true, too true... You know, I have fifty-one dollars in my pockets and I was just as happy with fifty.

It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

Not a shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious.

The basic rule of human nature is that powerful people speak slowly and subservient people quickly -- because if they don't speak fast nobody will listen to them.

When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.

I'm not shy, I'm just quietly plotting you imminent doom.

I'm an idiot! BOW DOWN TO ME!

You think I'm crazy, but really, this is all going on in a deep abandoned facet of your mind, so who's REALLY insane here?"

Damn, foiled again. Back to the batcave

Who cares about your sanity? I found a nickel!

If you twitch everytime you read an error in a fanfic, copy and paste this into your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you, copy and paste this into your profile

People say violence isn't the answer. Well, they're right. Violence is the question, the answer is "HELL YES!"

(to the tune of "Deck the Halls") Deck the halls with gasoline, falalalala, lalalala! Light a match and watch it gleam, falalalala lalalala!

People say I have the maturity of a 6 year old! But 6 year olds don't know dirty jokes!

If you get a kick out of fire, fireworks, explosions, and things that burn or go boom, copy and paste this into your profile!
PYROMANIA- Pass it on!

The one who smiles the most is the one who's the most broken.
The one who fights the most is the one who wants to find peace.
The one who encourages others is the one who always feels useless.
The one who seems insane is the one who is just following a life no one else understands, or will ever believe.
Nor do they want to.
Not everything is as it seems. Remember that.

I didn't steal it I just borrowed it without permission and with no intention of giving it back...ever...

I've got a shovel and an acre of land. I don't think anybody will miss you.

I dream of a better tomorrow - where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives

No comment.

But, my good sir, you just commented by saying 'no comment,' therefore commenting and all the while creating a contradictory statement with the power equal to that of dividing by zero. Congratulations- you just ended the world

We had some great times in this van .If this van could talk it would say... Check me out, I'm a talking van - Ash, from Iron Weasel

Derek: Don't damage my hearing, I'm a musician

Ash: Then what am I?

Derek: I've been asking myself that for 20 years!

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

If you have ever wished you could materialize a hammer/frying pan/giant fan/wrench out of thin air to beat someone with, put this into your profile

If you think that you have psychic powers but are just not activated yet, copy and paste this into your profile

94 percent of people would scream if Edward Cullen were to fall in love with someone else other than Bella. if your the 6 percent who wouldn't care then copy and paste this into your profile

If You think Grimmjow is the most kick ass Espada then copy and paste this into your profile

Sanity? I never had such a useless thing to begin with!

That that is, is. That that is not, is not. That that is is not that that is not, and that that is not is not that that is.

"You see this, this American flag? You know what it stands for? You know what it represents!? Apple pie." -Kevin Sedlak

F.E.A.R. Fuck Everything And Run

There is no "I" in team but there is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...

With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine.

Never argue with an idiot, they'll bring you to their level then beat you with experience.

If I had any dignity that would have been humiliating

Sometimes people build walls, not to keep other people away, but to see who cares enough to tear them down.

There are two kinds of pedestrians - the quick and the dead.

Why do you press harder on the remote control when you know that the battery is dead?

If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em.
If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.
If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.
If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed.

Fear the rage of the patient one

Therapist = The/rapist... Scary thought

Haikus are easy

But sometimes they don't make sense

Refrigerator.

And God said,
"Let there be a Deidara, and let there be a Sasori, and let them have ravishing smex till every fangirl has had enough, though I doubt that will ever happen"

~~If you think Akatsuki rule, put this on ur profile!!~~

If you could spend 24 hours looking at Fanfictions, Youtube videos, & other peoples profiles,Copy & Paste this in your profile.

When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!

If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completely has to have the nick-name 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your ass off.

When in doubt, push random buttons!

Well the voices and I took a vote. It's unanimous; you suck.

Okay...so there's this thing called retarded-ness and me and my friends, well...We've gone pro.

Heaven doesn't want me and Hell is afraid I'll take over.

I'd tell you to go to hell, but I work there and really don't want to see you everyday

Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject

Normal people scare me...but not as much as I scare them

You wanna know why God created man before woman? Every masterpiece needs a rough draft!

There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.

You know, you do this annoying thing where you open your mouth and then these things you call words come out. Yeah like that. Stop it

An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work

95 percent of people would die if the Jonas Brothers jumped off a building. If your the 5 percent eating popcorn and yelling "JUMP!" then copy and paste this into your profile ;)

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then proceeds to tell you why it isn't.

We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked up into jet engines.

No one ever says "it's only a game" if their team is winning.

There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.

Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue.

You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.

"I became insane with long intervals of horrible sanity." --Edgar Allen Poe

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do

If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before

Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. BE EVIL!

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society

Stylish Blogger Awards (kyaaaa~)

Like ZOMG, this is great!! I know it's not such a big deal, but it's the first time someone actually noticed my blog >.< Lalis26 for awarding me.

Here are the rules if you are awarded:
1. Thank the person who gave you the award and link back to them in your post.
2. Tell us 7 things about yourself.
3. Award 15 recently discovered great bloggers.
4. Contact these bloggers and let them know they have won.

Now, there's a slight problem.... And by slight I mean, I actually follow only two blogs. One of which belongs to Lalis26, and she's already got this

I'm really not that active in blogging, and the only blog I might follow isn't on BlogSpot ^^

To even things up, I'll tell 15 things about myself, and tell those two blogs.

Things about myself

1.I hate chocolate ice-cream, but I can eat anything else made out of chocolate

2.I like the color green

3.I'm writing a book, in which my mane character-ess has green eyes(which is the reason I started liking green =P)

4.By this time, I've already spent 20 minutes over an inch long text

5.I like eating BBQ and pizza and like drinking Sprite

6.I'm a nut over yaoi(but you knew that)

7.The reason I took up blogging is the fact that I want to meet a lot of people all over the world, and talk to them

8.I'm a nut over grammar, but I don't speak grammatically correct(in other words, I type better than I talk ;D)

9.I can't stand historical novels, mostly cause they don't have a bit of humor in them. And a book without humor, is a book that's no fun

10. I like theater, but it's a bit too expensive to go there often

11.I like musicals(Hair, Mamma Mia, Some like it hot) and comedies, in all of their subgroups- romantic comedies, action comedies(Welcome to the jungle, Miss Congeniality)

12. My fave actors are Whoopi Goldberg, Meryl Strip, Eddie Murphy and Jackie Chan(cause he kicks ass)

13.I love the scent of vanilla ^0^

14.I would like to have a zanpakuto, like Shinigamis

15.I love all my friends, both real, digital, online or imaginary

I award....

1.~Quotes:Books, Movies, TV~

[2.The Dream World Never Ends~

3.We'll trade fragments of our dreams for wings(I know the author from another site =D) ]

...Oh...I didn't do as well as I thought I would on that quiz...I'll do better on our Finals...wait...what did you say?...THAT was our Finals Test? You mean...it wasn't just a quiz? ...Crap.

I may be a cruel heartless bastard…but I sure am good at it

Has anyone ever noticed that “studying”, is “student” and “dying” put together?

You are 90 percent of the reason I get up in the morning. The other 10 percent is because I have to go pee.

Dear Santa, I’m just writing to say that YES, I have been naughty this year. And I’m proud of it, you fat judgmental bastard.

Friends are like potatoes…if you eat them…they DIE

My friends are cooler than giraffes. And giraffes, they’re cool.

Therapy helps, but screaming obscenities is cheaper.

If you have insanely annoying siblings copy and paste this on your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this on your profile

If your profile is long, copy this onto it to make it even longer

A best friend is a friend you can call in the middle of the night and say you murdered someone and they'd ask where to hide the body.

Ok then, do it, but don't come running to me when you've broken both of your legs.

It's always the darkest before dawn. So if you're gonna steal your neighbor's paper, that's the time to do it.

I do whatever my rice crispies tell me to do.

I fear that one day I'll meet God. He'll sneeze and I won't know what to say.

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every 6 months.

God put me on Earth to accomplish a certain amount of things. Right now I'm so far behind I'll never die.

What has four legs and an arm? A happy pit bull.

We had gay burglars last night. They broke in and re-arranged all the furniture.

Sometimes, it's the one you notice the least, that loves you the most.
Sometimes, it's the one you see the least, who understands you the most.
Sometimes, it's the one who says the least, who has the most to say.

You! With the hair nicer than mine! Off my planet!

I like cats too. Let's exchange recipes.

One by one the penguins steal my sanity.

Girly1: When I get older I'm gonna kill a million Jews and one clown. Girly2: Why one clown? Girly1: See? You don't care about the Jews!

The police never think its as funny as you do.

If it weren't for physics and law enforcement, I'd be unstoppable.

I'm in shape. Round is a shape

Stupid people make me wanna kill someone.

My imaginary friend doesn't like you either.

I'll be rich and famous when I invent something that will stab people over the internet

To put it nicely, I hope you choke.

Again, something pointless =]

We take life seriously. But life's too short to take too seriously. That's where bouncy castles come in.

I like you, you shall be aloud to live another 7 minutes.

Let's do something daring! LET'S EAT FROZEN YOGURT!

If we're not supposed to eat animals, then why are they made out of meat?

I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.

If darkness is bad, why does it hide you? If light is good, why does it blind you?

Be good, but if you can't manage that, then don't get caught. (I always think of Envy when I read this)

I know it's the truth, I made it up myself.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus put this on your profile.

If I'm not back in five minutes...just wait a little bit longer

COOKIES FOR ALL!!

Of course I'm mature :P

My smile does NOT confuse people! It merely warns them of their impending DOOM!

I write about love, but I still don't think I know anything about it.

Oh noes! The plot bunnies are after me again!

Yeah... Try telling your parents you want to write hot gay buttsex for a living. It does NOT go over well.

If you believe Itachi has secret laughing fits when no one is watching, copy and paste this in your profile!

Love knows no gender, age or color. If you totally agree with me, put this in your profile.

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

Hurray for the collapse of civilization!

Why, that's a terrific book! Oh, wait, you said Twilight, didn't you? I take it back...

I have a pencil and I'm not afraid to use it.

Poor Edward Elric. He has the same first name as a sparkly vampire. coughpixiecough

Fuck team Edward and his hordes of dipshit followers, I'm goin' with Team (insert anyone better than Edward. It doesn't even have to be a vamp)

It's like Twilight unleashes the little demons inside every fan girl.

I’m lost. I’ve gone to look for myself. If I should return before I get back, please ask me to wait.

I do visit reality, although it’s on a tourist visa.

If you try to fail and succeed, which have you really done?

It might look like I’m doing nothing, but at the molecular level; I’m really quite busy.

Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard?

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

If at first you don’t succeed, redefine success.

Who’s crude idea was it to spell lisp with an “S”?

Let me turn on the part of my brain that gives a damn.

If the universe is everything, and scientists say its expanding, then what is it expanding into?

REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE

1. We have cookies

2. Meet the recruitment bunny!

3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!

4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me, people: MWA HAHAHAHA cough cough!

5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys!

6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life!

7. Money, Money, Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?

8. SCREW COOKIES, WE GOT YAOI!

Copy and paste this on your profile

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If someone has ever seriously asked you if you're on drugs when you're not, copy this onto your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you can be quiet one second and hyper in another, but don't have mood swings, copy this in your profile.

If you're quiet a lot but you're ALSO really loud, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile.

If you love these copy and paste things, even though they aren't that cool to begin with, copy this into your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hear the voices of characters in your head, put this onto your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want to be the type of girl that makes the devil go "oh crap, she's up!" when your feet hit the floor in the morning, copy and paste this.

If you should be doing homework right now, copy this into your profile.

If you're obsessed with a character so much that you have dreams about meeting or fighting them, copy and paste this.

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile

Thank you!!!! =]

Just a quicky about my newest watchers. Thank you so much for making time to look at this blog. I'll try not to let you down =]

"Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup."-Draconian proverb

It's you and me versus the world... we attack at dawn.

Whoever said that nothing's impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

Don't look at me with that tone of voice!

My smile does NOT confuse people! It merely warns them of their impending DOOM!

When you can't run, you crawl. And when you can't crawl...when you can't even do that...you find someone to carry you

If at first you don’t succeed, redefine success.

Hold on, I can’t hear you! Let me turn down my AWESOMENESS

That which does not kill me, had better run pretty damn fast.

Therapy helps, but screaming obscenities is cheaper.

If your profile is long, copy this onto it to make it even longer

I don't bite. Wait...That's a lie.

Chaos, panic, and disorder... then peace again. My work here is done.

I'm not shy, I'm just quietly plotting you imminent doom.

Adults always blame our generation, but have they ever stopped to think who raised us?

If you are reading this then step 1 of my EVIL PLAN is complete.

Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know when someone will come along, open you up, and eat your insides.

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor." A long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck, my friends, for I may not return alive.

If Fanfiction is to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

"Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup."-Draconian proverb

"Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will piss on your computer."-Feline proverb

Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads.

I wonder if other dogs think that poodles are part of some weird religious cult.

I am worse than evil... I am the author!!

"If you ever get hugged by me, see yourself privaged."-liliedove

"Touch me, and the last thing you'll see is my ten pound, over loaded purse."-liliedove

NBC: No Body Cares.

Being a writer gives you the chance to be the dictator of your own imaginary world.

I'm great in bed. I can sleep for days.

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile. (xD)

I plead temporary insanity.

When you wish upon a shooting star, all your dreams will come true. Unless the star is really a meteor about to destroy the earth. Then, you’re pretty much dead no matter what you wish for.

We could all take a lesson from crayons: some are sharp, some are beautiful, some have weird names, all are different colors, but they still learn to live in the same box

Dear Stephanie Meyer:
From the moment I picked up your book until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter.
Some day I intend on reading it.
Love,
Me

If you make a mistake, don't say 'Oops', say 'ah...interesting...'

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.

I bought a cactus. A week later it died. And I got depressed, because I thought, Damn. I am less nurturing than a desert. -Demetri Martin

Even if you're paranoid, maybe they really are after you. Think about that.

A painless lesson is one without meaning. One who does not sacrifice anything does not achieve anything.