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Sunday, February 13, 2011

Facebook part I

Studies say 90% women don't like men in pink T-shirts
IRONICALLY
90% Men in pink T-shirts don't like women.

Have you ever...
*Pretended to be a fast typer by pressing random keys.
*Made a beard using the bubbles from bubble bath.
*Turned the light switch on and off rapidly.
*Had a mini-spasm when thinking they're falling off the bed.
*Touched something that had a 'DO NOT TOUCH' sign.
*Tasted rain.

At a sleepover :
Friends : "Can I have a glass of water please?"
"Yeah sure, Come with me to the kitchen"
Best friends : "Oi can i have sum water"
"Move ur ass and get it yourself, u practically live here.

Dear fb, FIRST You take away our Profile boxes, SECOND you make the writing smaller and make us go to specsavers, THIRD you change the homepage, FOURTH, you then force us to change our profile and take our boxy thing away, FIFTH, you change the chat sound, SIXTH you make the picture viewer different and make it slower to load the picture! but really all we want is a friggin' dislike button!! Faithfully, millions of users

A Chicken crossed the road and met James Bond. The chicken said : "What's your name ? "
"Bond, James Bond. What's yours ? ,, Ken, Chick Ken

There is a "lie" in believe, "over" in lover, "end" in friend, and an "if" in life. And after Monday and Tuesday even the calendar says W.T.F

Friends:
"I don't have any lunch money."
"Aww, here's $5."

Best Friends:
"I don't have any lunch money."
"Good, you were getting fat anyway.

Someday I want to meet Taylor Lautner in front of a bunch of screaming Twilight fans and shout "OH MY GOD IT'S SHARKBOY!

Have you ever wondered why A,B,C,D,DD,E,F,G, and H are the letters used to define bra sizes?
If you have wondered why but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you became informed!
{A} Almost Boobs.?
{B} Barely there.
{C} Can't Complain.
{D} Dang!
{DD} Double dang!
{E} Enormous!
{F} Fake.
{G} Get a Reduction.
{H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up!

Me: Ask me if I'm a tree.
Friend: No
Me: ask me if I'm a tree.
Friend: NO
Me: Ask me if I'm a tree.
Friend: FINE ARE U A FUCKING TREE??
Me: No
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-If you talk to yourself
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-If you live off of sugar and caffeine
-If people notice that you check you're e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear of the face of the planet
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