If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile.
May all your bacon burn (Calcifer!)
"We think a flower on a cliff is beautiful
because we stop our feet at the cliff's edge,
unable to step out into the sky
like that fearless flower."
My plan was perfect. But there was one thing I over-looked. One factor I failed to calculate. He’s a dumb ass.
For the last time! If a girly man was turned into a girl, he would just be a girl. Likewise if a manly girl was turned into a man. However, manly men that get turned into girls are gay.
Six hours later, I still hadn't managed to write a full sentence for the paper due the next morning. However, I did win 7 out of 245 games of Solitaire.
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on
Every time I say the word 'diet', I wash my mouth out with chocolate.
It's not about waiting for the storm to pass...it's about screaming with the thunder, running with the lightning, and learning to dance in the rain.
MENtal pain, MENtal anxiety, MENstrual cramps, MENopause... all our problems start with men!
I only know how to do things three ways: the right way, the wrong way, and my way... which is the wrong way only faster.
-grabs yardstick- If you don't get this question, then this is going to get shoved up someone's ass. No lube either.
Well behaved women rarely make history.
I was playing poker the other night... with Tarot cards. I got a full house and 4 people died.
Do not meddle in the affairs of slashers, for you are cute and go well with other men.
My hatred for you can not be expressed in words, so I have decided it to incorporate it in song and dance.
Love makes you do OOC things.
"I need a credit card!"
"In my pocket!!"
"Which pocket!?"
"My back pocket!!"
"You have, like, ten back pockets!!"
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