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Tuesday, February 1, 2011

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

When life gives you lemons, make yaoi! (then wonder when you turned into such a pervert)

If you noticed that the Kim Possible movie, So the Drama, has the initials, STD, which also stands for Sexually Transmitted Disease, and find that very creepy, copy this into your profile.

Crazy is when you start getting antisocial because you want to read instead of hanging out with your friends (eh heh...i think i passed the crazy line a long time ago...)

If your parents don't know what you write or draw, copy and paste this into your profile.

The greatest feats are accomplished by people who are too stupid to know that they're impossible

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

When life gives you lemons...make sure your parents don't read over your shoulder at the wrong moment.

I was reading fanfictions while the rest of the world was making Myspace and Facebook accounts.

"The boy cries you a sweater of tears...and you kill him." - Mr. Krabs

"You know, if I were to die right now, in some sort of fiery explosion due to the carelessness of a friend...well, that would just be ok." -Spongebob

"Build a man a fire, He'll be warm for a day. Light a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."

GIVE ME ONE GOOD REASON NOT TO SET YOU ON FIRE!! -Grabs flamethrower-

If at first you don't succeed...go back and reload the gun

If you are pure evil with a heart of gold, copy and paste this to your profile.

Some people are only alive because it's illegal to kill them

When I was in the military they gave me a medal for killing two men and a discharge for loving one

I am not a little pervert...I AM A BIG ONE

Rules are like paperclips. Meant to hold things together, fun to bend, and easy to twist out of shape.

Wouldn't it be fun to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate?

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and then the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

If annoyed further, I shall spork your eyes out.

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-If you talk to yourself
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person(Have you noticed that the word 'deliver' might mean removing someone's liver?)
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine
-If people notice that you check you're e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear of the face of the planet
-If your e-mails are pages long and extremely random
-If when replying to someone's e-mail, you're sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard
-If people think you might have A.D.D
-If you think it would be cool having A.D.D
-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense
-If you think about making lists like this and start giggling for no apparent reason
-If your friends don't even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason
AND finally, the number one way to tell if you're a good writer: If you worship English 101