It's you and me versus the world... we attack at dawn.
Whoever said that nothing's impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.
Don't look at me with that tone of voice!
My smile does NOT confuse people! It merely warns them of their impending DOOM!
When you can't run, you crawl. And when you can't crawl...when you can't even do that...you find someone to carry you
If at first you don’t succeed, redefine success.
Hold on, I can’t hear you! Let me turn down my AWESOMENESS
That which does not kill me, had better run pretty damn fast.
Therapy helps, but screaming obscenities is cheaper.
If your profile is long, copy this onto it to make it even longer
I don't bite. Wait...That's a lie.
Chaos, panic, and disorder... then peace again. My work here is done.
I'm not shy, I'm just quietly plotting you imminent doom.
Adults always blame our generation, but have they ever stopped to think who raised us?
If you are reading this then step 1 of my EVIL PLAN is complete.
Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know when someone will come along, open you up, and eat your insides.
I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor." A long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck, my friends, for I may not return alive.
If Fanfiction is to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.
"Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup."-Draconian proverb
"Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will piss on your computer."-Feline proverb
Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads.
I wonder if other dogs think that poodles are part of some weird religious cult.
I am worse than evil... I am the author!!
"If you ever get hugged by me, see yourself privaged."-liliedove
"Touch me, and the last thing you'll see is my ten pound, over loaded purse."-liliedove
NBC: No Body Cares.
Being a writer gives you the chance to be the dictator of your own imaginary world.
I'm great in bed. I can sleep for days.
A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile. (xD)
I plead temporary insanity.
When you wish upon a shooting star, all your dreams will come true. Unless the star is really a meteor about to destroy the earth. Then, you’re pretty much dead no matter what you wish for.
We could all take a lesson from crayons: some are sharp, some are beautiful, some have weird names, all are different colors, but they still learn to live in the same box
Dear Stephanie Meyer:
From the moment I picked up your book until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter.
Some day I intend on reading it.
Love,
Me
If you make a mistake, don't say 'Oops', say 'ah...interesting...'
Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.
I bought a cactus. A week later it died. And I got depressed, because I thought, Damn. I am less nurturing than a desert. -Demetri Martin
Even if you're paranoid, maybe they really are after you. Think about that.
A painless lesson is one without meaning. One who does not sacrifice anything does not achieve anything.
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