Well the voices and I took a vote. It's unanimous; you suck.
Okay...so there's this thing called retarded-ness and me and my friends, well...We've gone pro.
Heaven doesn't want me and Hell is afraid I'll take over.
I'd tell you to go to hell, but I work there and really don't want to see you everyday
Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject
Normal people scare me...but not as much as I scare them
You wanna know why God created man before woman? Every masterpiece needs a rough draft!
There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.
You know, you do this annoying thing where you open your mouth and then these things you call words come out. Yeah like that. Stop it
An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work
95 percent of people would die if the Jonas Brothers jumped off a building. If your the 5 percent eating popcorn and yelling "JUMP!" then copy and paste this into your profile ;)
The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then proceeds to tell you why it isn't.
We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police
They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked up into jet engines.
No one ever says "it's only a game" if their team is winning.There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.
Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue.
You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.
"I became insane with long intervals of horrible sanity." --Edgar Allen PoeThe greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do
If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before
Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. BE EVIL!
Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society
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