If you have ever wished you could materialize a hammer/frying pan/giant fan/wrench out of thin air to beat someone with, put this into your profile
If you think that you have psychic powers but are just not activated yet, copy and paste this into your profile
94 percent of people would scream if Edward Cullen were to fall in love with someone else other than Bella. if your the 6 percent who wouldn't care then copy and paste this into your profile
If You think Grimmjow is the most kick ass Espada then copy and paste this into your profile
Sanity? I never had such a useless thing to begin with!
That that is, is. That that is not, is not. That that is is not that that is not, and that that is not is not that that is.
"You see this, this American flag? You know what it stands for? You know what it represents!? Apple pie." -Kevin Sedlak
F.E.A.R. Fuck Everything And Run
There is no "I" in team but there is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...
With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine.
Never argue with an idiot, they'll bring you to their level then beat you with experience.
If I had any dignity that would have been humiliating
Sometimes people build walls, not to keep other people away, but to see who cares enough to tear them down.
There are two kinds of pedestrians - the quick and the dead.
Why do you press harder on the remote control when you know that the battery is dead?
If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em.
If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.
If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.
If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed.
Fear the rage of the patient one
Therapist = The/rapist... Scary thought
Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator.
And God said,
"Let there be a Deidara, and let there be a Sasori, and let them have ravishing smex till every fangirl has had enough, though I doubt that will ever happen"
~~If you think Akatsuki rule, put this on ur profile!!~~
If you could spend 24 hours looking at Fanfictions, Youtube videos, & other peoples profiles,Copy & Paste this in your profile.
When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completely has to have the nick-name 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your ass off.
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